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She king on my gizzard til I lizard wizard (Everything I post is satire) ^^lets see if that keeps me from getting a knock at the door

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Any who. I’m freaking out. It’s gonna be a long decade.

Buy a gun. Figure out how to use it. But first-aid gear. Figure out how to use it. Make friends. Rely on them and let them rely on you.

24.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You get the end of the US as we know it. Or the end of the US as a concept altogether. Replaced by smaller states that carved themselves from the pie as it was baking.

Then what happens? To the nukes? To the massive amount of military hardware not used? To the people who fought and survived?

24.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You get a government run by people who have nothing but contempt for the poor cracking down on anything that could threaten their way of life.

You get localized genocides as extremists who have been plotting for decades get to roam under-policed rural areas.

24.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What do you get when you mix this rising unrest and political tension at home, a weakening of the economy and rising prices, and a country with more guns than people?

You get the Balkan’s on steroids.

You get terrorist attacks every day. And every attack begets 2 retaliations the next day.

24.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve spurned our allies globally, unseated ourselves from the position of global hegemony. And to top it off, we’re descending further into authoritarianism everyday with unrest increasing at a steady pace. All while weakening our economy.

24.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Defaulting on our debt would cause massive hyper inflation as the government scrambles to pay down the debt. Millions of people are already food insecure. They’re about to loose even more support here in a couple weeks as the government shut down continues.

24.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

as the lingua franca of currencies globally.

USD being the default currency globally has ensured that our debt ceiling being too high wasn’t really ever going to bite us. But losing the globe’s dependence on us increases the chance of us defaulting on our debt.

24.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These orders are pretty clearly designed to destabilize the country and the US’s position on the global stage. Pulling back USAID globally means that the areas that we existed in (to spend and make international communities dependent on the USD) has the potential to unseat the USD…

24.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s pretty clear to me that most of the GOP and those in power are getting the marching orders externally. Or at least the top level GOP officials are getting marching orders from some 3rd party, whether that’s billionaires like Peter Thiel, or some other global power like Russia.

24.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello funny BlueSky people. Through a series of visits to the oracle and schizophrenic dreams I have deduced the game plan for the current Trump Regime and the rest of the GOP.

24.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Clicked a #twitter / #x link and went to the homepage on accident:

Immediately saw someone inciting a race war

Lies about the EU deal, we’ve officially lost the reality war on they btw, apparently hire prices on goods is a win

Abject non-understanding of trans folks

Lies about windmills???

28.07.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fun part is: this is going to work.

He said it was like all the other β€œhoaxes”

He used all the keywords.

At LEAST more than half of his base are going to fall in line and do the leg work of defending him because god emperor Trump said it was fake.

16.07.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hope all of these fools know they are below me in all aspects. I speak Chinese better than they can say their own mother’s name. I know Hanzi better than they know the lines of their palms.

(This is a joke I am not good at Chinese I just need to share my top spot so I feel accomplished)

20.06.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NOO I DONT WANNA DO HANZI PRACTICE DONT MAKE ME PLEASE GOD

19.06.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hedging my bets by learning Mandarin because I think the PRC is going to benefit most from the balkanization of the US.

ζˆ‘ζ˜―η±³ι₯­

19.06.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Conservatism is a joke. Imagine thinking β€œthe way things are should not change. We shouldn’t advance socially anymore”

If conservatives won throughout history, we’d still think the sun revolved around the earth and would be writing with charcoal ink on papyrus.

13.06.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Time Square, New York City, New York

June 15, 2025 (Colorized)

Time Square, New York City, New York June 15, 2025 (Colorized)

The US Government in 4 Months:

Nothing Happened in Times Square on June 15th!

12.06.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hey look fascism

09.06.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This just in: The Military is cracking down on political dissent, leading to more instability and tension. But you still have to go to work.

More at 5.

09.06.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Henry David Thoreau was right. Fuck this shit I’m going to the woods and I’m gonna build a cabin.

But im gonna stay instead of dipping 2 years in like a pussy.

29.05.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Call me the ASPCA the way I’m bout to house a couple dogs

16.05.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We have now arrived at the "arresting judges" level of fascism.

25.04.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 37114    πŸ” 8890    πŸ’¬ 1678    πŸ“Œ 449
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Pretty crazy how the line of succession is ALL republicans. And the one β€œnot republican” is Mr. Brain Worm Eugenics

25.04.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a nickel for every time HBO caved in Pedro Pascal’s skull…

#TheLastOfUs

21.04.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright I’m a furry. Happy now? Gonna take me out back and give my parietal lobe a dusting of 00-Buck?

21.04.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I for one can’t wait for the Balkanization of the United States

18.04.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The GOP needed to wait for most of the WW2 vets to be dead before they started the plunge into fascism because if they didn’t , they’d all be drug out into the street and shot.

15.04.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything is a psyop now.

App doesn’t work like it used to? Psyop.

Notice subtitles leave out certain words? Psyop.

Taco Bell luxe box being $7 still when everything else on the menu is ridiculously expensive? Psyop.

The government wants your fucking brain.

OooooOoooOooOooooOooooOoooooOoo

08.04.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really awesome to see my town come out and protest.

Met a lot of cool people. Passed out waters. Shouted and wooped. Held a sign. Pretty sick stuff.

05.04.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dr. Bronner wasn’t fucking around. I feel like I just squeezed a camel crush between my asscheeks.

30.03.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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