@murphalony.bsky.social
Leaving the Temu Ads and the Bots. Football. Cricket. Time Person of the Year, 2006.
A tip you’d like: Remember that for every new beer you buy, you’re paying a £1 deposit for the plastic cup. Remember to keep them so you can cash them in at the end of the day.
Enjoy!
You’re part of the problem and accepting it stands against everything you say you believe in
28.06.2025 18:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Since these Peruvian shaman cursed Neymar he's missed 527 days out of 580 through injury
30.04.2025 12:27 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Are Liverpool now, without question, a more successful club than Man United?
27.04.2025 20:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
25.03.2025 19:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Only just realised it’s Pancake Day, completely crepe’d up on me #PancakeDay
04.03.2025 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Taken moments before disaster #StevenageFC
19.02.2025 10:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t disagree but I really don’t remember saying any of this
09.02.2025 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Goodbye sweet Prince 😢 #TheTraitors
24.01.2025 21:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LFC have announced the Klopp documentary covering his last six months. If you could watch an ‘all access’ documentary of any manager’s last six months at a club, who would you pick?
22.01.2025 21:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In the same ballpark, the talk of ‘who the next Bond’ will be has dried up. They’re clearly trying to go in a different direction. So, which current PL manager would be the best fit?
08.01.2025 11:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It still haunts me
04.01.2025 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Iago Aspas
04.01.2025 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I had a NYE in Melbourne on the rooftop of my friend’s apartment block. By far the best ‘party’ NY I’ve had but will always choose a quiet night with the family over here
31.12.2024 14:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Live view of me tweeting that
29.12.2024 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You don’t know shit. Worst pundit on here
29.12.2024 16:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Those sausages are upside down.
Happy Christmas!
Ah got you, so I’m just a little impatient. Thanks!
16.12.2024 08:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Surely Amad should be coming on for Welbeck here and it switches to a 3-5-2, or am I missing something? @fplofficial.bsky.social #FPL #FantasyPremierLeague
16.12.2024 08:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At what point does the Unsackable Pep become the Sackable Pep?
15.12.2024 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bode Miller. Kjetil Andre Aamodt. Jean-Claude. Jean-Claude. Toni Sailer. Chris Murphy.
11.12.2024 14:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Letting the Germans know that this is not a hammer given how historically aggressive they have been toward the French. Everyone else is allowed to know.
08.12.2024 13:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For a split second I thought the guy next to Will was Farage and I was going to lose it
07.12.2024 21:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0By all means enjoy marzipan but enjoy it being fucking disciplined
07.12.2024 10:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a great score to wake up too! Just gutted for Bethel
07.12.2024 09:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Incredible! Hopefully the start to a great career and we won’t miss Broad and Anderson too much!
06.12.2024 23:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Caught. Bowled. LBW. The perfect hat-trick #EnglandCricket
06.12.2024 22:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That’s a good look. Mastertwat.
01.12.2024 08:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
