gup cat (@ ikkicon)

im on a social media break rn so if yall wanna keep in touch you can ask dean for my number or add me on

[checks phone apps]

…..duolingo?

y'all just get the hell outta there

my proposal for a new IPA brand: "fell for it again award", and we cover the can in all kinds of tasty looking fruits done by talented artists but when they actually drink it it is, yet again, just more fucking hops

whoever scheduled our surgery list to consist of the two young husky sisters who love to howl at the top of their lungs and the pomeranian that quacks nonstop like a duck, i hate you

I almost said “T and A” to a client today instead of “TLC” regarding their dog’s ocular abscess

LGBT-and-A is this anything

Really needing a sledgehammer to the face rn

Screen shot of a tweet from HHS. We will Make America Healthy Again. There is an image of hulk hogan ripping off his shirt with the caption "AMERICA AFTER BECOMING HEALTHY AGAIN"

This guy here is dead 👇

They SHOULDVE done the contrast tho smh

They didn’t even do the pregnancy test btw

$21k to call me a drug addict and tell me I was lying about my back injury btw.

waking up nowadays for obvious reasons

1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves

new year new gup

patsy update, say goodbye to the iconic bottom toof :((((((

my hands look like this

so hers can look like this

Am I Ugly? By A Cybertruck Published: March 20, 2025 So this is kind of awkward but it’s been on my mind lately and I know it’s probably nothing but I’ve gotta ask. And be honest, because I need someone I can count on to tell the truth. Okay, so…do you think I look ugly?

And finally...

theonion.com/am-i-ugly/

it is no longer called “an old wives tale”

it is now called “young hot sexy wife ramblings”

sign that says “ok ok ok i cannot believe i have to say this but here we are. QUIT STEALING THE HORNY ART PHOTOGRAPH BOOKS YOU GREMLINS I’LL STOP ORDERING THEM DONT RUIN THIS”

sign that says “STOP TEARING THE PLASTIC OFF THE HORNY ART BOOKS PLEASE. i am so so so close to not ordering them anymore. don’t open wrapped items”

sign that says PLEASE STOP DRAWING ON THE SHELVES AND OR MERCHANDISE THERE IS PLENTY OF SAMPLE PAPER”

went to the austin kinokuniya and the store manager sure is Going Through Some Shit.

also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist

Not fucked up but if you don’t go to Drago’s and get the gator tacos and wash it down with a Swamp Monster then your cred goes down

Patsy update

Patsy update

a drawing of inner tamsy caines from gachiakuta as the "sickos" meme, looking out a window and saying "yes... ha ha ha... yes!"

wait did i never post this here

#gachiakuta #gachiart #gachiakutafanart #tamsy #tamsycaines #anime #manga #art

gup (christmas eve version)

none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful

i miss my soulmate

Viral coffee hole

Viral coffee hole

I always hated people using the term PDF File as a euphemism for pedophile but Trump being 100% confirmed as a pedophile because of the sloppy retractions in a PDF file is making me lose my mind

An Onion op-ed by Santa Claus: Ho, Ho, Ho! I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!

'Tis the season!

theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-...