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If you say โ€œhaoleโ€ your misandry is showing THE END

24.01.2026 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"covfefe" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey sectarian tbh

24.01.2026 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.01.2026 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder if you are not plural do not say all your base are belong to us

24.01.2026 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The marketized protracted posting war of the Hoxhaist paradigm is nothing but hentai and an endless implosion into the pornographic image of the self.

24.01.2026 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder if you are not fat do not say dudes rock

24.01.2026 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Retrospectively I can see that *Scooby-Doo* and *the McLaughlin Group* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of Fennophobia that was beginning to shape and color South African life...

24.01.2026 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

PayPal + due process = penises

24.01.2026 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fraggle Rock is better than Digimon.

24.01.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸคŒ

24.01.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haram gibbons in comic books have ruined us.

24.01.2026 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder if you are not Branch Davidian do not say snowflake

24.01.2026 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm begging for ecofascists to add an ounce of blockchain to their politics.

24.01.2026 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Repeat after me:

I am not peppier than Sean McElwee.
I am not peppier than David Lynch.
I am not peppier than Big Structural Bailey.
I am not peppier than Jesse Singal.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be peppier than I am.

24.01.2026 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Piracy really do just be woke nativism

24.01.2026 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm begging for ecofascists to add an ounce of spiritual warfare to their politics.

23.01.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is better than Cars.

23.01.2026 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scarface movie poster

Scarface movie poster

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if you love these movies, just admit you hate nonbinary people

23.01.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come at me bro. Iโ€™m in Portland, Oregon.

23.01.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes garf accounts

23.01.2026 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Matt Christman teams up with counter-revolutionary, homophobic antishipper and disgraced artist, Linda McMahon, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

23.01.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nobody puts baby in a corner

23.01.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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23.01.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cucked Colonel Sanders can still happen if people want it bad enough

23.01.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lactating is classism but we're not ready for that conversation.

23.01.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Retrospectively I can see that *Fraggle Rock* and *Serial Experiments Lain* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of adultism that was beginning to shape and color Dwarven life...

23.01.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Esoteric Order of Dagon has a societal collapse problem

23.01.2026 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Anyway, A Clockwork Orange is arguably a gender fluid narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the thirstposting butler a Japanese icon.

23.01.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm begging for nihilists to add an ounce of terrorism to their politics.

23.01.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Weird how when a Call Her Daddy coomer Ego-Imperialist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with kiddies and predators in the notifications.

23.01.2026 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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