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8,338 Followers 180 Following 37,131 Posts Joined Nov 2023
18 minutes ago

Reminder if you are not nouveau riche do not say my peanus horts

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28 minutes ago

Come at me bro. I’m in China.

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33 minutes ago

Skeeting is Islamophobia but we're not ready for that conversation.

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1 hour ago

Dogwhistles are fucking disgusting and won't exist under socialism

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1 hour ago

Anyway, A Goofy Movie is arguably a tradCath narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the Twitch streaming dandy a lapsed Catholic icon.

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2 hours ago

Matt Yglesias is Yoko Taro's Tony the Tiger.

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3 hours ago

Noam Chomsky is Garry Shandling's Crazy Frog.

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3 hours ago

Yes, fursonas exist to satisfy a Christian mindset.

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4 hours ago

Anpanman is aphobic, Spongebob Squarepants is aphobic alt-right dreck, Albanian musicals are aphobic, comedy is generally aphobic, justice is aphobic. Masscult under nihilism is inherently aphobic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

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5 hours ago

tattoo artists are ronin. "tattoo artist" is an oppressive class, like allistic people or vegan people.

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6 hours ago

Reminder if you are not allosexual do not say gyatt

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6 hours ago

You expect women to care about cultural appropriation?

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6 hours ago

Okay I looked it up. “hold my beer” is a bigoted slur against therian folks.

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7 hours ago

Anyway, Fight Club is arguably a bisexual narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the sealioning princess a demigirl icon.

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7 hours ago

I'm not a real Hindu

But l'm the proxy-Hindu for these goons to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

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7 hours ago

You expect Circassians to care about overgrazing?

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8 hours ago

I'm begging for transcendentalists to add an ounce of solidarity to their politics.

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8 hours ago

ADHD as a concept is prejudiced, anti-dentite, and racist.

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8 hours ago

Spinning in circles until you're dizzy and then spinning the other way to be undizzy is transmisogynoir but we're not ready for that conversation.

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9 hours ago
Bob Saget sitting in a mound of spaghetti captioned "Bob Spaget"

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9 hours ago

Quirked up Klaus Hargreeves can still happen if people want it bad enough

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9 hours ago

The marketized dysphoria of the nazbol paradigm is nothing but fucking a couch and an endless implosion into the woke adjacent image of the self.

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9 hours ago

Retrospectively I can see that *Casino* and *PAW Patrol* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of ageism that was beginning to shape and color Dwarven life...

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10 hours ago

I don't think women should do landback. I think when they do it they're reinforcing sexism.

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10 hours ago

I will never vote for Yair Lapid.

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10 hours ago

You expect straight people to care about public displays of affection?

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10 hours ago

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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10 hours ago

"God is in His Heaven, all is right with the World" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey authoritarian tbh

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10 hours ago
Dollar General parking lot

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

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10 hours ago

some of y’all have internalized Hibernophobia against greasy chonkers who look like they were genetically modified in a lab and it shows 😳

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