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If you say โhaoleโ your misandry is showing THE END
24.01.2026 05:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"covfefe" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey sectarian tbh
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Reminder if you are not plural do not say all your base are belong to us
24.01.2026 04:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The marketized protracted posting war of the Hoxhaist paradigm is nothing but hentai and an endless implosion into the pornographic image of the self.
24.01.2026 04:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Reminder if you are not fat do not say dudes rock
24.01.2026 04:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Retrospectively I can see that *Scooby-Doo* and *the McLaughlin Group* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of Fennophobia that was beginning to shape and color South African life...
24.01.2026 04:09 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1PayPal + due process = penises
24.01.2026 03:05 โ ๐ 40 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fraggle Rock is better than Digimon.
24.01.2026 02:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ค
24.01.2026 02:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Haram gibbons in comic books have ruined us.
24.01.2026 02:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Reminder if you are not Branch Davidian do not say snowflake
24.01.2026 02:05 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'm begging for ecofascists to add an ounce of blockchain to their politics.
24.01.2026 02:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Repeat after me:
I am not peppier than Sean McElwee.
I am not peppier than David Lynch.
I am not peppier than Big Structural Bailey.
I am not peppier than Jesse Singal.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be peppier than I am.
Piracy really do just be woke nativism
24.01.2026 00:03 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm begging for ecofascists to add an ounce of spiritual warfare to their politics.
23.01.2026 23:03 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 2Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is better than Cars.
23.01.2026 22:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Scarface movie poster
if you love these movies, just admit you hate nonbinary people
Come at me bro. Iโm in Portland, Oregon.
23.01.2026 22:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes garf accounts
23.01.2026 22:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Matt Christman teams up with counter-revolutionary, homophobic antishipper and disgraced artist, Linda McMahon, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
23.01.2026 22:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0nobody puts baby in a corner
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Cucked Colonel Sanders can still happen if people want it bad enough
23.01.2026 22:03 โ ๐ 81 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Lactating is classism but we're not ready for that conversation.
23.01.2026 21:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Retrospectively I can see that *Fraggle Rock* and *Serial Experiments Lain* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of adultism that was beginning to shape and color Dwarven life...
23.01.2026 21:00 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Iโd never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Esoteric Order of Dagon has a societal collapse problem
23.01.2026 20:03 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Anyway, A Clockwork Orange is arguably a gender fluid narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the thirstposting butler a Japanese icon.
23.01.2026 19:00 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm begging for nihilists to add an ounce of terrorism to their politics.
23.01.2026 18:55 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Weird how when a Call Her Daddy coomer Ego-Imperialist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with kiddies and predators in the notifications.
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