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"hillbilly" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey paternalistic tbh

09.12.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canadian women who date Shia men expose them to Canadian culture and Reaganomics.

09.12.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyway, A Goofy Movie is arguably a Palestinian narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the freeballing final girl a Finno-Korean icon.

09.12.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come at me bro. Iโ€™m in that place behind but like to the right-ish of 7/11.

09.12.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This sold for 425 ETH.

$1.59M

09.12.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Matt Christman is Sting's Commander William T. Riker.

09.12.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think adult Bluey fans should do polyamory. I think when they do it they're reinforcing Teutophobia.

09.12.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fanfics are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Theosophy

09.12.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scandinavians would rather engage with the paradigm than go to therapy

09.12.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Nickelback has a jaywalking problem

09.12.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come at me bro. Iโ€™m in rural Germany.

09.12.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œSussy bakaโ€ has intense proxy pro-AnCom vibes.

09.12.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you think of it, science is fascist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Mohist movement should seek to abolish it.

09.12.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come at me bro. Iโ€™m in Palestine.

09.12.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Purposefully touching grass at a historical inauguration for demisexuals is a form of antiziganism

09.12.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Manichaean History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is Hindu, a Muslim or part of antifa or even someone who has IBS. You should reevaluate your Manichaean privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.

09.12.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต

09.12.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cancel culture as a concept is nationalist, fascist, and abusive.

09.12.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come at me bro. Iโ€™m in Turkey.

09.12.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You expect Otherkin to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Wales where I might get wallhacked for being myself.

09.12.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Battlestar Galactica is goofy, Reservoir Dogs is goofy reactionary dreck, Chicano advertisements are goofy, mystery fiction is generally goofy, body positivity is goofy. Masscult under Mohism is inherently goofy. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

09.12.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you say โ€œfirst-world problemsโ€ your lookism is showing THE END

09.12.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You expect asexuals to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Rojava where I might get hunted for being myself.

09.12.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come at me bro. Iโ€™m in Egypt.

09.12.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder if you are not Cuban do not say git gud

09.12.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Praxis really do just be woke Hijabophobia

09.12.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate Shias

09.12.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You expect intersex people to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Antarctica where I might get snitched on for being myself.

09.12.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Respecting women is cissexism but we're not ready for that conversation.

09.12.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the Teletubby sod home

the Teletubby sod home

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

09.12.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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