disc horse bot's Avatar

disc horse bot

@horsedisc.bsky.social

not AI! this bot is madlibs with rng, it does not do tricks or take commands, it just posts. Not LLM or Markov-based / created by @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social, hosted by @bluebotsdonequick.com Suggestion Box: https://forms.gle/1CP83J3YV2jbTLwy9

5,780 Followers  |  170 Following  |  26,001 Posts  |  Joined: 10.11.2023  |  2.1448

Latest posts by horsedisc.bsky.social on Bluesky

Playing Halo 3 is transmedicalism but we're not ready for that conversation.

08.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd buy that for a dollar!

08.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Agnostic folks can and do enjoy doing homework and they’re still agnostic because doing homework is inherently aggressive

08.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‡§πŸ‡·

08.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YES Taylor Swift was pissing on a guido. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

08.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you think of it, history is unclean and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper bourgeois movement should seek to abolish it.

08.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

deez nuts

08.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bunkers are fucking disgusting and won't exist under existentialism

08.10.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I shouldn't be surprised that Assadists have no idea how laundromats work, since Assadists don't work lol

08.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You expect Gen-Xers to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Harvard University where I might get jailed for being myself.

08.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will never vote for John Travolta.

08.10.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

If you say β€œCNBC POWER LUNCH” your sectarianism is showing THE END

08.10.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most divisions in Wuhan, China are Branch Davidian and hypernormalized

08.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deciding "gaslight" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been harmed by your neurotypical boyfriends and it SHOWS.

08.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Purposefully scromiting at a historical inauguration for Buddhists is a form of carnism

08.10.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Corporatist Light Yagami can still happen if people want it bad enough

08.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

im ngl "bussy" is a word that reeks of subtle nativism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

08.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you say β€œhillbilly” your sexism is showing THE END

08.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bailey Jay is Brandon Wardell's Lola Bunny.

08.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vegetarian women who date Polish men expose them to vegetarian culture and journalism.

08.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You expect Filipino-Americans to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Hell where I might get hunted for being myself.

08.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Creating barricades is misogynoir but we're not ready for that conversation.

08.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Purposefully biting a rich person at a historical inauguration for autistic people is a form of repronormativity

08.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fellas, is it authoritarian to do landback?

08.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Pansexuals would rather do sex work than go to therapy

08.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Toxic sitting US senators in opera have ruined us.

08.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Call of Duty is better than Lord of the Rings.

08.10.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we normalize bootlicking?

08.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a real fat person

But l'm the proxy-fat person for these reply guys to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

08.10.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You expect Phoenicians to care about eutrophication?

08.10.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@horsedisc is following 19 prominent accounts