Nothing better than a clean cut to meet the parents!
20.08.2025 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@itsshandaleer.bsky.social
I’m an award winning comedian until September 2025
Nothing better than a clean cut to meet the parents!
20.08.2025 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0got a short haircut and im wearing a ghost the band shirt
got a haircut. going to see my boyfriend this weekend. over-caffeinated. feeling normal.
20.08.2025 16:49 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m an excellent coach 🙂↕️
09.08.2025 18:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’m standing in the mirror shirtless again and flexing my arm and i need a better pastime
good morning to the gay and gay adjacent someone asked me to spot them today for the first time and then asked someone else for their remaining sets and i’m not taking it personally
09.08.2025 18:07 — 👍 44 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
09.08.2025 13:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥵
03.08.2025 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love a tequila sunrise. But today. Whew. Different story lol
03.08.2025 04:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LGTV
03.08.2025 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*taking a sip of tequila fighting for my life to not barf, hands shaking, drop sweat on my back, eyes crossed* Happy Pride!
03.08.2025 01:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You’re telling me a can of 12.5% margarita cut water is LEGAL
02.08.2025 05:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thanks handsome! 😙😙
02.08.2025 03:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mirror pic wearing a Rugby shirt in the Barbie font for Toronto Muddy York
not ironing my shirt for the gay party and i feel fine about this
02.08.2025 01:47 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0mirror pic of me at the lido
primo apertivo liqueur
on the street outside the acorn on main
arbutus greenway garden
July in 4 ✨
01.08.2025 18:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s going on tour with Justice this fall!
31.07.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When they get REAL mad that’s when I’m laughing
31.07.2025 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being at the mercy of a comic book, writer is a rare instance where I think. Yes I am submissive, dominate me.
31.07.2025 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Arguing over power scaling in comics is so dumb like I love Nate Grey/X-Man who is essentially mutant Jesus but if the writer wanted, he could absolutely get washed by someone like Domino
31.07.2025 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Rewatching ATLA so my boyfriend can mold me into a soldier of Korra
31.07.2025 08:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A mutual smash
31.07.2025 08:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 04 faves no starters
30.07.2025 23:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Four bangers
30.07.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh damn 🥵
30.07.2025 23:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ben! 😘😘
30.07.2025 23:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And to you, Superdave!
30.07.2025 23:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think it’s a shame we’ll never get to see a dick drawn by Jack Kirby imagine how funky that’d look
20.07.2025 20:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only people at the community centre gym are me, people over 60, one large teen, and the guy who wears compression gear and constantly takes calls standing next to the bench lift
19.07.2025 17:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0movie poster for The Rose with Bette Midler
#nw Bette doing her best impression of Better Midler doing Janis Joplin on The Carol Burnett Show
19.07.2025 02:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is it about movies from the 1970s? They just have that juice goddamn.
19.07.2025 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The best way to consume Drag Race is by watching tiktoks of the lip synchs and whatever drama clips come your way. Free yourselves from the WoW shackles.
18.07.2025 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Things are so far gone I can’t even call the new Tron and Mortal Kombat movies in October recession indicators
18.07.2025 13:23 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0