Alex King

I need a partner by next Christmas, because my family is taking my niece and nephew to Disney World for Xmas, and I cannot be the only sibiling not in a relationship because then I won’t get my own room.

RIP Stephen Sondheim, you would have loved Luigi Mangione

Yeah I love Christmas, what about it?

Saw someone post that their top 3 artist of the year was The Chainsmokers. I think it’s time we start shaming people again

hired a taskrabbit to fix my couch, and of course he's an average looking man that i will fantasize about for weeks.

I love to flop on Bluesky!

It’s really interesting that some people can’t sing live, and yet insist on making that their career.

Shepard’s pie, Pumpkin pie, Cutie pie.

Should I get a lip flip? Or jaw filler? A new face? Or just a new face?

I’m drunk fyi.

I think I’m only gonna Bluesky when I’m drunk.

My Bluesky could mean anything

Should I stop kissing m*n that will hurt my feelings? But then who will kiss me??

Just thinking about Chris Messina

Is anyone holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity at pieces?

I found a phone on the subway yesterday, and today I reunited it with their owner. Is this what it’s like to be a hero?

Finally found one of my Bluesky mutuals on hinge. Can’t wait to maybe match, and then never actually go out!!

Woke up with a sniffle. Guess it’s time to end it all.

Thinking about him again

Just remembered that Pokemon Legends Z-A comes out next year, and life was okay for just a moment.

I’ve learned too much about Jake Paul for my liking

Hi

all drag is valid, but not all handles are valid 🖤

Do you guys think we can finally be fergalicious here?