Simply do it to them
That's lizard abuse!!!
"Very Good At Taking Current"
is that medical professional doing this on purpose lmao
and here I was expecting to get upset
Too bad
it also pleases the bird image
So it turns out I have to have kidney surgery *again* and I've already used my best material
I did the 9 card thing then pressed a button I couldn't read and nuked it
moxfield.com/decks/JEfRSI...
but know that when I remembered I built a "5c Omnath with only cards I like a lot" typal deck, 7/9 were already in this so there's your hint
I am putting it in my calendar
I don't usually put it in my cd player unless I plan to listen to it front to back!
I think the idea of no skip records died with digital music players tho
No everything's fine, it's fine I'm happy for everyone involved
it's fine
But it does mean I've spent an amount of time today fiddling with a tucked in shirt and looking at various accessories while Viv is like "You look like Chris' grandpa when you wear your pants that high"
Listen if I rise to this challenge I will be yet cooler
Do you like shooting people and then turning into a wolf and then chasing people who are fleeing for their life
I've actually had the tide jacket for a while (Just haven't hung out w/ this particular friend for a bit) but I like it so much I decided to get another one aha
Cole had to scroll back 2 days to find something that didn't incriminate a half dozen of us
To be clear I *am* the boyfriend in question, and I have not habitually worn a tucked shirt look for uh
10 years w/ them
"UNTUCK YOUR SHIRT WHERE IS MY BOYFRIEND"
my S/O 2 minutes ago
Local man becomes trapped in fashion because he bought a quirky jacket feels like a story that absolutely could happen
Oh we gotta WISE GUY over here
but also thank you
I like to think I dress nice! But getting a random insta dm being like "SHOW ME YOUR ELEVATED FASHION" feels like a different category of pressure
this mutual may be learning to synthesize certain fun time chemicals so I have ulterior motives in impressing upon them that I am cool
this is what I'm doing instead of playing the children's card game this morning (or applying for jobs lmao)
> wear the tide jacket around a friend for the first time
> Get compliments from strangers
> Get a random DM from a mutual bc now this friend is telling people I am a fashion icon
> panic looking up elevated styling w/e for plus size dudes because now I have to maintain this illusion
> ohno.jpg
looking 🦅spectively
