Benwa the Enchanter

I'm the "Him-ulation", I am "Him Kardashian" "Him-buktu", "Him-on and Pumba". I got my DNA test back Turns out I'm one-hundred percent "Him-alayan"

Happy anniversary to Phantasy Star 2's North American release on the Sega Genesis 🎂🥳🎉

Released in 1990, it blew our minds with its darker sci-fi story, massive dungeons, and one of the most shocking moments in 16-bit RPG history.

Mouse and The Mask such a banger album too

A top 10 for space invaders frenzy where I'm at 8

light work

no, but 9 damage (not factoring in counters or other such nonsense) is still not to be trifled with

Super State {7} Legendary Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature you control Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 9/9 and has flying, first strike, trample, and haste. Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to each other opponent

with the caveat that the art is not for me, the rules text on this baby very much *is*

SO brought me back this Tieguanyin perfume so your boy has been smelling like real fancy tea for a second and it's pretty good, gamers

I'm a game design genius

Ten Toes In When We Standing On Business - Commander (Zur the Enchanter) A Commander deck featuring Zur the Enchanter by THEBENWA • It's A Burn Deck(tm)

Sometimes I get a big turn! but, I generally chase the idea that Zur enables the deck to be focused around a specific enchantment, in this case Ancient Cellarspawn and Parker Luck

But its a cool Zur, I promise

Adjusted for lands that sounds like you've got your work cut out for you

if the situation weren't so fucking dire the quick answer is leave!

The adjusted for current hellscape answer is probably still leave, just tactically and with an offer somewhere else while putting in no more than the expected level of effort

tell me about your hell shuffle deck, Doni!

that's a good looking deck you've got there bsky.app/profile/theb...

an image of Mulan from the Disney movie, taking her makeup off and asking "when will my reflection show who I am inside" only the half of her face with no makeup has been replaced with the profile picture if deadlock hero Mo+Krill

Killing time at the airport thinking of Him

digital drawing of the user and her fiance, spencer, who is handing her a deck box. spencer: OK you’re new to Magic The Gathering. We gotta get you a new deck. The deck box reads: Group Hug! Miss Bunny Foo Foo. The deck box depicts a beautiful rabbit woman with a lovely floral hat and big smile. maddi: If you guys are pranking me it’s not funny. spencer: NO! She’s actually really good! stranger poking his head out from the side of the panel: she is. she’s really good.

I have since learned that Ms. Bumbleflower is a beast

it took about 1 hour of them being gone for the concept of sleep to become completely foreign

The good: picking up bae at the airport
The bad: They probably will not enable my troglodyte lifestyle of staying up until 3am playing Deadlock

*Rust Cohle voice*

Soup is a flat circle

The article briefly mentions it, but personally I don't care what Lud's status was. Every post about his situation has wriggling weirdos underneath asking about it & I reject the xenophobic premise of their question. Immigrants are a positive good and Lud should be celebrated, safe, & protected

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

an MVP screen featuring me (Oops! All Parries) on Silver in Deadlock

Finally getting some Silver games in before what I assume is an emergency knee explosion in the balance patch

I'll allow it!

you mean to tell me you have TWO unsorted cards on your desk?

Hmm I haven't expanded the hell shuffle rules to factor in miniatures yet I'll get back to you

absolutely, the command tower thing is purely for convenience

want a smaller deck you just gotta clean your desk!!

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