me and who

this app really has everything but good posts man

who up in general

need a girl with a wolf cut and a sweet voice to beat me to death or whatever they said on sesame Street

my bluesky appropriate hot take for y'all is that the online leftists engaged in permanent discourse are not your allies in the revolution. you need to actually be organizing with the working class in real life. you have more in common with them than the Steven Universe Discourse Brigade

they got the rizzler at job doing jira tickets

the alternative girl with attachment issues is going to save me

you ever just meet someone and you know St. Patrick's Day is their favorite holiday

X-Men media is hilarious because as time goes on it gets harder and harder to write magneto as a villain. mfer is the most vindicated antagonist in all of fiction

that grammy winning doechii album was insane. like you know we're in a dark time culturally when mainstream art is that good lol

tik tok mutual I have zero chance with just got married

wasnt gonna drink tonight but man....im missing lina khan like a mf

hey bro, we're looking a gift horse in the mouth later if you wanted to pull up

look man im fully on board with the great bluesky migration but my discovery page is the most boring shit on the planet. this platform is missing the energy that makes twitter pop. where's the funny people 😭

I'm at my lowest rn if any squirrel girl or doctor strange cosplayers want to take advantage of me

please god let the funny people come over to this app now that Elon went full third reich

tiktok came back like that mfer abbacchio from jojos

gonna drop the goonicide thing on bluesky like a cooked grenade

im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

gonna recreate the jeremy renner app on bluesky

put me in the nonchalant 6'4 women's rights advocate starter pack please

1 like across 9 posts im fucking washed

here's how bernie could still win

post reading 'Women's breast pictures'

i think a 3 month situationship with an emotionally unavailable alt girl in her late 20s would actually fix my mental health

3 corndog no condiment kinda night

when you meet his friend group and he not the leader <<<<<<<<

itemizing my interests so the discover page knows what I want to see

- unnecessary sex scenes
- grown men with podcast microphones with the worst opinions you've ever heard in your life
- otters
- tik tok videos that are poorly disguised ads for temu quality products on the tik tok shop
- egirls

where are the real posters on this platform everyone here is too good at art and too nice. I want to see bloodshed

my first follow on here was hungryclicker and now my feed is just the largest anime titties ive ever seen in my life

do we still call them xeets here