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@jessicashortall.bsky.social

Pleasant, well-nourished female. Somewhere near one of 11,842 lakes

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This piece also (intentionally?) misunderstands the purpose & impact of DEI programs in workplaces. They are about readiness, profitability (in business), morale, retention. The author frames them as "affirmative action" and "social justice" initiatives, divorced from performance imperatives.

07.10.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not accurate.
β€œAnother protester, Reverand David Black of the First Presbyterian church of Chicago, said that he was pelted with about seven or eight β€˜pepper exploding pellets’ that hit his head, face, torso, arms and legs, while in a position of prayer.”

07.10.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œMy Administration will not tolerate anti-Christian weaponization of government or unlawful conduct targeting Christians.” - 2/6/25

9/20/25 Photo by Ashlee Rezin, Chicago Sun-Times

07.10.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 784    πŸ” 323    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 20

Respecting a religious burial for an enemy of the U.S. also helps keep our troops, diplomats -- hell, even tourists traveling abroad -- safer.

06.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

does everyone understand that respecting religious rites for the even most heinous person is a mark of a healthy, honorable democracy that deserves its leadership position in the world -- and it gives that democracy credibility on religious liberty, freedom, and human rights

06.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I assume there were complex geopolitical reasons for burying bin Laden at sea according to Muslim customs, and that both the burial and the communications about it were carefully crafted to reflect that complexity.
Now the Cmdr in Chief writes a wholly different story.

06.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He says here that the Navy "dumped his wretched corpse" into the sea.
The Navy statement at the time was that ObL "received a Muslim ceremony as he was buried at sea," following "traditional Muslim...customs."
The U.S. wanted to deny followers a shrine, and it was simply the honorable thing to do.

06.10.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Safer Solutions: Bipartisan SUPPORT in Congress? - R Street Institute On Sept. 18, 2025, something good happened: The Senate unanimously passedΒ legislation to direct significant funds toward combating the opioid crisis. More accurately, no one objected when Sens. Maggie...

Bipartisanship does happen, and on important things, too.
Congress just passed a long-languished reauthorization of major funding substance use and overdose prevention funding
www.rstreet.org/commentary/b...

06.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one: …

Me:

06.10.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Manchester synagogue: Two dead in Manchester synagogue attack, with suspect also believed to have been killed - police The suspect was shot by police, who say his condition cannot be confirmed due to

there are simply no words to describe the grief of this happening on yom kippur.

02.10.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2013    πŸ” 473    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 41
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@shoe.bsky.social makes some stupid Costco reference and gets 9472616294 likes and gold like this gets crumbs

02.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Ok that’s hilarious

02.10.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there about to be a schism or what

02.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Roses are red/
I drink Prosecco/

02.10.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna produce this thread the next time someone asks me if I think I might have ADHD

01.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at Holbein's poor wife, who basically raised these children on her own while he was off in Basel or whatever and probably having mistresses. I bet she was like memento mori, Hans, remember you'll die because I'm gonna kill you.

01.10.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

babe are u ok you've barely touched your chatGPT-generated portrait of Hans Holbein the Younger as a death metal rocker

01.10.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lucky for you all, my current obsession with Hans Holbein the Younger's metal tendencies resulted in this little AI glow-up

01.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Metal. AF.
This is called a memento mori. It's a message to the viewer: "remember that you will die."
Holbein painted it into The Ambassadors like an insert in photoshop that he stretched out to make you work to see it. Wild stuff.
2/

01.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been on a bender about Renaissance art and how Hans Holbein the Younger was kind of metal, if you want to know how I'm doing.
See this weird shape in his 1533 painting The Ambassadors? If you stand w/your head pressed to the wall next to the painting it snaps into focus (see next threaded post)

01.10.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

TIL today: the mime in Bring It On goes by the name Silencio Por Favor in real life

01.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean, whew

30.09.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Sociologist Explains How Modern Tyranny Works - Intercollegiate Studies Institute Totalitarianism doesn't oppress individualsβ€”it oppresses the social relationships which develop and serve them.

Drucker, Arendt, and others have written about "masses": vintage.isi.org/intercollegi...

30.09.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Second Victim of Dallas ICE Shooting Dies A house painter who had been in the United States for two decades had been critically injured in Dallas by a gunman who the government said was aiming at federal law enforcement officers.

Miguel Ángel García-HernÑndez, a house painter and father of four from Mexico who was critically injured by a sniper at an ICE facility in Dallas, has died, the second fatality of the shooting, according to Latino civil rights leaders representing his family.

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Homecoming

30.09.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same question for β€œpromposal”

30.09.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where did β€œHoCo” come from and why didn’t we all fight it together

30.09.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

you can't even lead a lobster out on a leash from walmart anymore, because of woke

29.09.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Nearly a dozen Utah infants were exposed to measles, triggering a race for preventive treatment Utah health officials discovered a person infected with measles visited a Logan medical clinic, where 11 vulnerable babies were exposed, launching a race to get the infants preventative treatment.

Article does not note the age of the person who had measles, leading to 11 infants (too young for vaccinations) being exposed.
If the individual with was old enough to be vaccinated, it's a perfect example of why community-wide vaccination is important...& pro-life
www.sltrib.com/news/2025/09...

29.09.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been low key trying to come up with a β€œparacetamol”-based joke for days and I guess I give up

28.09.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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