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Danielle Lasker

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๐ŸŒธ they, them ๐ŸŒธ just here for fun, but maybe Iโ€™ll post some textiles ๐ŸŒธ DMs are open ๐ŸŒธ

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Donate to URGENT Relief for the Tarabishi Family During This Crisis, organized by Lydia F Months ago, we came to you all with an ask to support with raising fโ€ฆ Lydia F needs your support for URGENT Relief for the Tarabishi Family During This Crisis

Here is the GoFundMe established by the family for financial support while they battle so many issues- legal fees, medical bills, funeral costs, etc

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ma...

28.01.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The family believes the stress of Maher's detention contributed to Wael's decline.

"They may not kill Wael with a bullet, but they killed him inside by taking the only person he asked for," Arnaout says. "Maher was his caregiver, his father, his best friend, his everything."

28.01.2026 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m spoiling the end but the bite of โ€œIn the Trump administrationโ€™s equivalent of Siberian banishment, he has reportedly been blocked from posting by his superiors.โ€ is just so good ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

27.01.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My fave @nlanard.bsky.social has written another gem

27.01.2026 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The January 2026 front page of The Onion newspaper

340 million americans killed in botched training exercise

The January 2026 front page of The Onion newspaper 340 million americans killed in botched training exercise

The January 2026 front page of The Onion newspaper.

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27.01.2026 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1261    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
a map of the 100 mile border enforcement zone - CBP in america claims a jurisdiction of 100 miles of the border in america, which means their enforcement area includes everything from new york city to seattle to chicago to milwaukee to anchorage to washington d.c. and more

a map of the 100 mile border enforcement zone - CBP in america claims a jurisdiction of 100 miles of the border in america, which means their enforcement area includes everything from new york city to seattle to chicago to milwaukee to anchorage to washington d.c. and more

fucking hell just remembered, "CBP stays at border" and the way 'border' is defined in this country is this bullshit. awesome work, guys

27.01.2026 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 943    ๐Ÿ” 278    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

Free Liam.

27.01.2026 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 895    ๐Ÿ” 280    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Border Patrol commander Bovino and some agents expected to leave Minneapolis A federal judge is considering Minnesotaโ€™s challenge to the Trump administrationโ€™s immigration crackdown.

BREAKING: Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino and some agents are expected to leave Minneapolis tomorrow, an AP source says.

26.01.2026 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 527    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 93    ๐Ÿ“Œ 106
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I'm a resident of the Twin Cities. A small team and I spent 3 days sculpting this for a competition/festival in extremely cold temperatures. We were disqualified for political messaging and one of the organizers defaced it. I have no regrets and I have never been more proud to be Minnesotan. (cont)

25.01.2026 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2011    ๐Ÿ” 525    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
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mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get

25.01.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7610    ๐Ÿ” 1657    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 96
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Minnesota National Guard warmly greeting and handing out snacks to peaceful protesters!
๐Ÿซถ ๐Ÿ‘ โœŠ

25.01.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3242    ๐Ÿ” 1072    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 149    ๐Ÿ“Œ 96
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Weโ€™re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow.

Here it is:

25.01.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27550    ๐Ÿ” 6478    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 478    ๐Ÿ“Œ 217
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The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

25.01.2026 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59903    ๐Ÿ” 19497    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3170    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1546

i just keep coming back to the fact that none of this has to happen man

21.01.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 295    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Follow @nbedera.bsky.social!

21.01.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A giant Bernese mountain dog lounging on the ground with his head on his paws

A giant Bernese mountain dog lounging on the ground with his head on his paws

So many respawnsibilities

21.01.2026 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think people understand how hard it is to find an issue that polls in the single digits. Itโ€™s close to impossible.

20.01.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1544    ๐Ÿ” 370    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

I'm at the neighborhood social mixer. I'm at the elementary school parent ICE watch patrol. I'm at the combination neighborhood social mixer ICE watch patrol.

21.01.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 262    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Al Gore loudly booing a US Commerce Secretary at a bankersโ€™ forum should be a Futurama joke instead of real life.

21.01.2026 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5704    ๐Ÿ” 930    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Like clockwork

21.01.2026 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump claims NATO has never been there for the US. Can anyone think of an example of NATO being there for the US? Maybe around 24 years ago? Bueller? Bueller?

21.01.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2482    ๐Ÿ” 588    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 243    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Our legacy news media will not survive this period in American history, nor should they.

21.01.2026 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 421    ๐Ÿ” 113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
No Kings is projected on to a mountainside above the townโ€™s lights

No Kings is projected on to a mountainside above the townโ€™s lights

Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.

20.01.2026 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17738    ๐Ÿ” 4101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 294    ๐Ÿ“Œ 297
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

20.01.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7441    ๐Ÿ” 3342    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 98    ๐Ÿ“Œ 213

i do not like living through historical events :(

20.01.2026 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 169    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A statement from Ryanair saying that their CEO has called a press conference about Musk criticising them and saying he's thinking about purchasing their airline.

A statement from Ryanair saying that their CEO has called a press conference about Musk criticising them and saying he's thinking about purchasing their airline.

The Musk/Ryanair battle seems unfair. In one corner you've got generational talent shitposters, while in the other corner you've got the guy who thought that literally turning up with a sink to Twitter HQ when he bought it (*let that sink in! Geddit?*) was cutting edge satire.

20.01.2026 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 349    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

If I'm being honest, the collapse of the post-Cold War international order and the violent occupation of an American city are making it difficult for me to concentrate on housing policy.

20.01.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1220    ๐Ÿ” 131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

we've now raised $4,651 for the greg bovino bitch fund benefitting minnesota immigrant rights

20.01.2026 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 847    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

"History will not look kindly upon______"

Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait

20.01.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2418    ๐Ÿ” 611    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

DENMARK PRIME MINISTER: I HOPE THAT WE CAN AVOID MEASURES SUCH AS THE BAZOOKA

20.01.2026 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 262    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 85

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