This feels like someone who just wanted to publicly announce that he views murder as a solution to conflict and he WANTS the opportunity to take a life. I would be afraid to be his sibling
Not enough attention being paid to how fucking stupid it is to issue ultimatums to the Iranian leadership while simultaneously waging an existential war of extermination against the aforementioned leadership that is completely uncorrelated to whether or not they accept those terms.
Well done 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Wall art at Union Market in DC reads, “OPERATION EPSTEIN FURY.”
Look closer. Fallen soldiers’ names: Nicole Amor, Declan Coady, Noah Tietjens. Each marked, “DID NOT HAVE TO DIE.”
And at the bottom, the gut punch: “FIGHTING IRAN FOR THE EPSTEIN CLASS.”
Can’t believe nobody wanted to read the articles nobody bothered to write
Judge Barbra Streisand presiding.
Genuinely how did you resist 😱😍
🤌🏿🤷🏾♀️
where’s my money 😔
“Anthes said in his email to Amanda that Democracy Unmuted was “not an official org yet,” and while he couldn’t disclose the funders, he said they were “individuals from the IL area who have served in the highest offices and been at top of their game in the media.” “
The amount of self restraint I exerted just now to not pick up this pigeon was otherworldly 🐦
I feet this is exactly the crossover I crave !!
Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this
It’s a beautiful day to say how you really feel when asked if you’re okay, make them regret asking you in the first place.
the reason he wants to bomb iran is because its penis to bomb things and vagina to be against bombing things, i know its stupid but it really is that simple
hegseth is literally the colin jost version of himself
My students just had a discussion this week involving a Bauhaus weaver persecuted by nazis in WW2 and I did worry for a second they thought I was making false comparisons to/with her 😭😂 I’m lecturer rank, I know what’s up
It’s Friday the 13th and St Patrick’s Weekend Eve in Chicago ☘️ I’m anticipating the best kinds of chaos today
Vance signing up for this clown show only to utterly squander his Presidential ambitions is just about the only thing I'm able to enjoy in all this.
“What I’m saying is if a ruthless dictator were to strong-arm his way into the White House and decree that intellectuals be exterminated lest they pose a threat to the ruling fascist regime, I would, like, totally be murdered. I mean, look at me. I’m an adjunct professor at Florida State University”
to do what exactly? get concussed?
Our rights aren't up to ICE agents to decide.
For comparison's sake, the entire National Park Service costs $3 billion - a year.
I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.
I'm going to support this by phonebanking from out of state, because dudes rock.
The school I teach at is about to have its first real spring break EVER next week and it was truly wild to wish my students a happy and safe spring break at the end of class today :’)
Nekima on the Target boycott.
It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...
hmm
It's simple. Just announce the war is over every morning before the stock market opens. Then right after it closes double down with threats of an even bigger, longer war.
Just do this every day forever. The war and the market siloed off in two alternating realities that never meet.
