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canada really do be like:
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an autobiography
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09.02.2025 09:06 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0AI is basically a shit dictionary on shuffle.
06.11.2025 08:00 β π 66 π 8 π¬ 8 π 0the latest season of USA is going hard so far
loving the new casting choices
βI wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private lifeβ
05.11.2025 04:22 β π 20797 π 2783 π¬ 99 π 71Okay but you know that mouse woulda been hella woke π₯
06.11.2025 09:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0we may never reach utopia but we definitely hit protopia this week β¨
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woke is so back
06.11.2025 09:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βThis could have been an emailβ
Nah this could have been a potluck
A medieval illustration showing two people pointing at a figure in the lower right corner who looks like he's trying to take off his chainmail but has gotten it stuck while it's over his head. The caption reads: "When I'm drunk AF and try to take off a turtleneck."
Same, medieval dudes. Same.
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circle of life
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sgt. chadβs lonely hearts ohio rizz
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roll up on the actual rim is back at timβs and I won a coffee, the world is healing π«Ά
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brb tryina get in a flow state
26.02.2025 07:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0good thing they have that sign, I almost went and vibed out there
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since when did america have loonies?
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Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "Weβve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
Explain this, humankind
15.12.2024 13:38 β π 45827 π 6754 π¬ 276 π 242Ontario: Chill the fuck out yβall.
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Crosstich that reads: fuck you I wonβt do what you tell me
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an autobiography
07.02.2025 16:36 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This isnβt the most eloquent way to express it, but thank fuck for the arts
Thank fuck for books
Thank fuck for drawing and painting
Thank fuck for movies
Thank fuck for video games
Thank fuck for all the creatives out there who will help us cope the next 4 years whether by escapism or a rally cry
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meet my new friend steve
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when people ask what I do for a living
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