Brianna Shrum (Whitrock)

wait which campaiggggn are you watching

If you're feeling insecure about your book's premise today, remember that someone really walked into a pitch meeting and said, "Hear me out -- it's Hamlet . . . but with lions."

psssst

LMM read an 800-pg Hamilton bio and thought THIS WOULD BE A GREAT RAP MUSICAL

someone else read the 950-pg The Hunchback of Notre Dame novel and said THIS WOULD BE A GREAT *CHILDREN'S* MUSICAL

rules do not exist

write whatever tf you want

Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like

Oh it is sure Not Great There, Is It™️

a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod

authoritarian parenting: 😞

gentle parenting: 😴

parenting invoking the ancient ways, the brutal magic woven into the pathways of the earth, the balance of fear and wonder and longing written into the glitter spread of time itself:

my stepdaughter asked me if the elf on the shelf comes to my house, and I told her that no, unfortunately I put up very strong anti-elf wards around home so if he crosses the doorway he will die in a very unpleasant way ama

Akskskfndj

Side note: i wanted to be a dentist for a full year of my young life because of this movie

To everyone in a similar scenario: the tactic my doctor's office has taught me is to ask, in writing, for:
1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;

Ebook cover of Merrily You by Chelsea M Cameron

Hi hello I have a very festive sapphic novella (they kiss under the mistletoe!) coming out on Tuesday about two longtime best friends who are in love with each other and everyone already knows but them. www.amazon.com/dp/B0D3FKVFJC

Thank you!! I dig your whole vibe *high five*

you have A L L L L L of my empathy

oh dude yeah, we have a history of cancer in my family, and every time I have to get scanned for ANYTHING ELSE, my first thought is always "oh whew guess I don't have cancer in THAT body part at least!! Oh wait sorry what about the thing I came in for"

well folks
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I miss everyone where are u #writers #books