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just a sillier pumpkin

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if you ever wanna hang lmk

06.10.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hello

02.10.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i thought i would heal better from my hospitalization and my brothers death and my grandmothers cancer but here we are

23.09.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good grief!

23.09.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

year number 2 of begging blue sky for group chats

16.09.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dude there is no way someones going to date me through all this grief

09.09.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry i been afk my grandmas cancer has me like x_x

26.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hello

26.08.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

telling cop im honestly not a fan of law and order

20.02.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this person is delusional

02.08.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmfao

19.06.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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plus there's so much features missing that sadly shitter still has:
group messages
group calls (spaces)
embed links
sustained userbase

01.06.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its gonna be another year before that happens

01.06.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Against all odds, Joni Ernst has made it worse

31.05.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 20250    πŸ” 4561    πŸ’¬ 7155    πŸ“Œ 4517

Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."

30.05.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1822    πŸ” 422    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 10
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More pictures from my walk

28.05.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Get out there and larp like hell son

24.05.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

White people be like hold on let me just tie my tennis shoes

23.05.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think too many things happen. The rate of things happening needs to be dialed back a notch.

22.05.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Imo a CEO shouldn't have to kill hundreds of thousands of people to get assassinated, like changing the Duolingo owls color or something should be enough

16.05.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lined yellow legal pad with handwriting on it:

The Empire is like America ten years from now; after: Nixonian gangsters assassinated the emperor and were elected to power in a rigged election; created civil disorder by instigating race riots. Aiding rebel groups. And allowing the crime rate to rise to the point where a β€œtotal control” police state was welcomed by the people. then the people were exploited with high taxes, utility and transport costs, gangsters, a cartel made up of power companies, transport companies + crime organizations. Other companies had to pay bribes to stay in business.

they increase the crime rate by slowing down the system of justice and punishment.

Lined yellow legal pad with handwriting on it: The Empire is like America ten years from now; after: Nixonian gangsters assassinated the emperor and were elected to power in a rigged election; created civil disorder by instigating race riots. Aiding rebel groups. And allowing the crime rate to rise to the point where a β€œtotal control” police state was welcomed by the people. then the people were exploited with high taxes, utility and transport costs, gangsters, a cartel made up of power companies, transport companies + crime organizations. Other companies had to pay bribes to stay in business. they increase the crime rate by slowing down the system of justice and punishment.

George Lucas’ handwritten notes before starting the rough draft of Star Wars in 1974. Alt text provided. From The Making of Star Wars by JW Rinzler.

10.05.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1602    πŸ” 487    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 101

like cmon booting out David Hogg is just eating your own party

13.05.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this place would be great if it wasnt full of Resist Libs

13.05.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

we found love in a popeless place

08.05.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

07.05.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 56228    πŸ” 20204    πŸ’¬ 2289    πŸ“Œ 3623
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one of these and 3 beers

04.05.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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