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Blue Dot in a Red State Welcome/Respect All Points of View PEOPLE over Politics COUNTRY over Party Respect environment, animals, science, & public education. Song/Poem Parodies Barbershop Harmony No followback 4 inactive acct. "If it's no fun, it's no use"

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It's a doo-whacky, doo-wacky, wah-wah-world!
Your cover pic grabbed me as Cornholio is the ultimate MAGAt !

(I can't believe it happened again
This creature belongs in a mental pen
I guess peeps were bored with a Prez who could govern,
So, fear mongers voted him in 'cause they're stubborn!)

18.12.2024 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a newspaper that has the headline headline analysis ALT: a newspaper that has the headline headline analysis

I loved that phrase the moment I heard it on Coffee With-

The 4th estate of human waste has disappointed me sorely.
No cries of "have you no sense of decency?"
Now it's more "The Price is Right".
"Tonight, on 'ClickBaiters', we have the latest RT feed expressly for your consumption" (PTOOEY)

18.12.2024 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bald man in a star trek uniform is saying `` set phaser to delete ... '' ALT: a bald man in a star trek uniform is saying `` set phaser to delete ... ''

Set Phasers to lock & block.
We are ready, sir.

17.12.2024 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"SATAN" is following me.
Should I be worried?

I thought,
considered,
afraid?
withered?

A fallen angel glances-
There're many second chances
Perhaps he'll keep me on my toes
From views most often slanted.

17.12.2024 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate the reality check & honesty.
I'll join the lemmings for the lovely imagery of your herbal posts.
Google already knows more than I do about myself so I may as well enjoy the scenery.
I enjoy & welcome different points of view but any abusive commentary has no place ANYWHERE!

17.12.2024 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As an artist, it's your prerogative.

Everybody's rushing, as their toilet's flushing,
you're supposed to give and give.
Mister, you're an artist,
not a simple fartist,
Take your time, it's your prerogative.

17.12.2024 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It could well be... I recall, back in the daze, that good ol' DOS, was less "user-friendly' but more user-reliable.
It didn't do quite as much but it did it well!
Lately, every "update" is an upheaval and switcheroo for "different's" sake.

--"Coffee break's over... back on your heads!"

17.12.2024 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

-just my poetic 2 cents (@parodee)

Comment with care,
no trolling 'round here.

16.11.2024 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They'll poke & defraud you
They'll lie, scam, & prod you
But ne'er will they govern.
That gets in the way.

Mocking vox populi,
Bull that you shouldn't buy.
Fact-check through greasepaint
It's all just for show.

A wrapping of branding
4 soft lazy landing.
Campaigning forever
Reject now then go

16.11.2024 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tweet from Andy Borowitz with image of Matt Gaetzโ€™s face, reading โ€œWhen QAnon said they wanted to bring pedophiles to justice, I didnโ€™t know this is what they meant.โ€

Tweet from Andy Borowitz with image of Matt Gaetzโ€™s face, reading โ€œWhen QAnon said they wanted to bring pedophiles to justice, I didnโ€™t know this is what they meant.โ€

Oh myyy

15.11.2024 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7258    ๐Ÿ” 1226    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
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a goose standing in front of a flock of pigeons with the words whats good for the goose ALT: a goose standing in front of a flock of pigeons with the words whats good for the goose

How quaint that the constant rule-breakers summon the "rules" when the rules can serve their purpose.
File under "good for the goose, good for the gander".
In other words, tell them to go "goose" themselves.

16.11.2024 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men standing next to each other in front of a computer with the caption how 's that medicine taste your own flavored ALT: two men standing next to each other in front of a computer with the caption how 's that medicine taste your own flavored

What a tasty treat of his own medicine!
[Ptooey!]

16.11.2024 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am encouraged to see groups, organizations, and politically aligned compatriots here on BlueSky.
Although I haven't figured out how to grab their other followers automatically, I am content to gather my followers slowly, one-at-a-time.
Showing my age, am I? YOU BET

13.11.2024 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It makes as much sense as the #45/47 really caring about everyday working-class Americans. (aka #VATOBI tribe [Voters Against Their Own Best Interests])

See also #Chickens4KFC, #TruthInPolitics,

13.11.2024 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ahhhh, THERE'S some good news tonight!
Flee, my wounded birds, and fly free from the BOT-inator!

13.11.2024 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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jason voorhees from friday the 13th is wearing a hockey mask and says good morning have a wonderful day everyone ! ALT: jason voorhees from friday the 13th is wearing a hockey mask and says good morning have a wonderful day everyone !

Simultaneously funny & scary!
(sigh)

13.11.2024 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

None are "recruiting"
None have designs on other communities.
None seek to change your values or gender identity.

I just could never understand the perceived "threat"
or other fear-based marginalizations of fellow humans.
I was blessed by a mother who never overtly showed disdain and welcomed all.

13.11.2024 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It seems so-- I've been using #IdiocracyAsDocumentary a lot lately, not sure if it's a "thing" here or not but I use it anyway.

I also refer to my dear Grigsby as #GrigsbyP6, a carry-over from the book of Face

13.11.2024 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow...darn near animal cruelty to allow that cat to shoehorn for entertainment "value".
๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿฅน

13.11.2024 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who a good-looking boy!? HE is!

11.11.2024 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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and may thoughts be uplifting
and discomfort is sifting
You can feel love's embrace
as your dog licks your face
#FurKidzRock
#GrigsbyP6

11.11.2024 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pity the U.S.

11.11.2024 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I moved immediately to honoring Veterans Day. I made no mention of that other event culminating on Wed Nov.6 (a day that will live in Infancy).
Breathe in, Seize the Fray, Plan Resistance, Work at bay...
Re-watch #IdiocracyAsDocumentary

11.11.2024 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is why all should re-watch #IdiocracyAsDocumentary
We've been unfortunately living it since before #45/47... He merely exacerbated it. (What a "talent". I'll need a Smug-Mug Filter for my eyes and a Mass-Deploration filter for the ears)
#KeepHopeAlive but #LiveInReality

11.11.2024 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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!!!!

10.11.2024 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1557    ๐Ÿ” 1133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

As a retired Florida teacher (Miami-Dade), I began when local teachers were already fighting against vouchers in 1971. It's that same old scam... I hope we get some public-minded representatives to thwart the 21st Century scam version!
#PublicEducationMatters

11.11.2024 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Don't know,
don't care,
just glad they're coming here.
Whatever it is
they're singing our song
while I reflect on "what went wrong".
I like it here and plan to stay
We can't let Putin have his way!

Thanks, and welcome all!

10.11.2024 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@meidastouch.bsky.social

10.11.2024 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As I reflect I sing a song,
of how so many got it wrong.
The commentaries all are loosed
as some are shrugging, "What's the use?"
All is not lost as some decry.
Some still see hope and breathe a sigh.
So, gird your loins, stand tall and strong.
And find the group where you belong!

10.11.2024 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It takes all kinds of people to make
a world,
a country,
a Political Party,
a state,
a county,
Not to overgo my "limit", I will continue in the next post.

10.11.2024 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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