Sam

i wish i could sort someone's content by least popular. i wanna see them at their worst

i hope one day my corpse ends up as a landmark deep in a canyon in monument valley

if i see one more company bootlicking ai i might book a flight to their headquarters and disembowel myself in front of the ceo

comment your favorite white person

disgusted with myself, repenting with a meal of sawdust and glowstick fluid

favorite thing recently is excusing any behavior with “it’s a (day of the week) (time of day), cut them some slack”

teratomas on my cigarettes

in need a medium for my fucked up ideas but everything requires bare minimum effort or more

when will he stop eating

free my cousin 🙏 he’s glum and blue

I wish pickpocketing was a more popular crime

attention all alcohol: do NOT give me liver cirosis, i am not your plaything

hotline miami mod themed around undertale called hotland miami

rhett and link have had bad days in their life :(

getting into mixology and becoming a bartender so i can poison the people who’s drink orders i deem moronic

you reap what you sow

do you guys want live location updates every 30 minutes or does the mystery of my location make it more fun

making mean faces at my cat occasionally so he knows how to stand up to The Man later in his life

superpower idea: you can only speak in postal guy voice lines

superpower idea: ability to reverse yourself mid sentence when talking so you sound like a ytp lol

watching mre videos grasping at the screen cause im hungree as fuck

unrelated mostly but i wanna talk about it. games like return of the obra dinn with literally two colors are so cool. stylize your games more, game developers

starting a new thing called “dope ass textures from games” starting strong with an all timer of fireblu from DOOM (1993)

man i fucking sucked at taking photos when i was 11

been a while since ive actually posted a photo. heres lake tahoe from my trip to norcal all the way back in 2018

sfm animation of kennedy’s assassination with tf2 mercenaries

having friends with fursonas is so cool. i like thinking of people as fun little critters and not as humans who face hardship and sadness because it makes me sad :(

why is the softest side of the blanket never the one you’re meant to have

cool titles are disappearing; no one is a philosopher anymore

underground railroad for those poor balloons with faces in satisfying videos