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@stupidspidercat.bsky.social

artist, bassist, general musician half of public pool skin infection all of the white picket fence i'd typically say "ask for pronouns", but just use they/them, it's easiest pansexual, genderfluid, spider-cat extraordinaire

19 Followers  |  61 Following  |  126 Posts  |  Joined: 15.07.2024  |  1.9581

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apple 1

apple 1

03.11.2025 08:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

neuralwave jokepop #music #jokes

03.11.2025 08:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

shit got me feeling like spongebob. IM READY!!!

08.07.2025 08:39 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

living that preschool life #wine

03.11.2025 08:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

funny on mu mind

03.11.2025 08:03 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

ding dong ditching the golden gate bridge

25.02.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

called the lifeforce potion in terraria the "heartburn potion"

26.02.2025 16:22 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
a screenshot of animal crossing with a very out of place bloodied corpse leaning up against a building

a screenshot of animal crossing with a very out of place bloodied corpse leaning up against a building

cool

26.02.2025 17:47 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

build a bomb for treasure

13.05.2025 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

the twin towers falling was NOT on my 2001 bingo card... 😅

14.05.2025 12:05 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

throw will wood to the termites and he'll come back holes

16.05.2025 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

yuri-ka! 💡🏳️‍🌈

19.05.2025 06:39 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

stole this joint from the US treasury n got my bank account high

25.05.2025 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

need me a handjob in the gravitron

27.05.2025 03:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

chiefing the spliff so they call me apache

01.07.2025 11:51 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

repeatedly getting pregnant just so i can feel the rush of aborting another child

19.05.2025 06:37 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

that's it, i hate potato salad, and yes, i'm white. send tweet.

20.05.2025 05:57 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

if charlie had bit MY finger i would've blown that mf head smoove off

11.07.2025 05:30 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

since we haven't had a song of the summer yet i'm electing the 1832 classic nocturne in e flat major op.9 no.2 to be the song of the summer for this year and every subsequent year until we think of anything better

16.07.2025 21:09 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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tom clancy's rainbow sex siege

01.08.2025 17:33 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1

(in the subtitles throughout the whole movie)
*minions giggling*

26.05.2025 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

superspeed butthole learning

06.08.2025 13:48 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

every big bulk bag of no-name candy is like "yummy funny candy big bag 6.5KG 11573451 BULK"

11.08.2025 07:31 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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coolest idea i've ever had in my life #smoking #sundayfunday #epic

13.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

now i did it.........

04.10.2025 03:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
image of a sideways plastic tub of blue goop with goop spilling out of it

image of a sideways plastic tub of blue goop with goop spilling out of it

who want me??
i am doing a giveaway of my goop! up to Two (2) people will have a chance at getting their dirty little paws on goop that is STILL mentally linked to me (it can't be unlinked through normal means!!) :3
sign up now by liking AND REPOSTING this post with that dirty little paw of yours 👇👇

04.10.2025 02:44 — 👍 62    🔁 32    💬 5    📌 2

i want me some goop.....

04.10.2025 03:33 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

does a quote not count ::(

04.10.2025 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bring Your Lunch to Tiny-Huge Island So You Can Eat It Really Big

28.08.2025 13:36 — 👍 1801    🔁 592    💬 7    📌 6

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