Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his)

Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his)

@jeremyabbott.bsky.social

Software engineer, functional programming enthusiast. Final Fantasy junkie. Forever tired.

509 Followers 940 Following 531 Posts Joined Jul 2023
15 hours ago

I still think about when he learned what a grocery store was.

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1 day ago

Search your camera roll for hell

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1 day ago
No I've expected the rules of acquisistion
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4 days ago

BE PET GAY DOGS
👏👏👏👏👏

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6 days ago
the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

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6 days ago
backpacker magazine with caption “quicksand is the hiking danger you never knew you had to worry about”

it is literally in every grade schooler’s top 3 things to worry about

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1 week ago

Never believe the first story the cops give after they murder someone. It’s almost always filled with lies. There’s just not always evidence of them.

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1 week ago
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

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1 week ago
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

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1 week ago
The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

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1 week ago

It is harder to explain to young kids that you don’t think some people should be allowed to kiss or get married than it is to explain to young kids that everyone gets to choose who they kiss or marry.

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1 week ago
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From the videos community on Reddit: BBC censors description of Donald Trump as "The most openly corrupt in American history." in a lecture about institutions bending the knee to authoritarians. Explore this post and more from the videos community

Vía @lessig.bsky.social BBC censors description of Donald Trump as "The most openly corrupt in American history." in a lecture about institutions bending the knee to authoritarians.

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2 weeks ago
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This aged well. Note the author.

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2 weeks ago

given that's exactly why trump and hegseth declared war on anthropic before starting the other war I have a theory

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2 weeks ago

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

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2 weeks ago
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entirely unimprovable execution by the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social social team

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3 weeks ago

Me checking the news hopefully. 🤞🏼

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3 weeks ago

it's not that they think they're tricking anyone, they're showing off that there's exactly zero any of us can do when we know they're lying to us every day

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3 weeks ago

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

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3 weeks ago

It me.

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3 weeks ago

college senior understands education better than the school

$70,000+/year to ask chatgpt to summarize readings, answer questions on the material, do the coding

like journalists who expand trump/musk posts into paragraphs that version of the work is 100% AI replaceable, because it's not worth doing

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3 weeks ago
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The US President, which does not offer free healthcare to his own people, wants his own people to offer free healthcare… to Greenland… which already has free healthcare.

Maybe it is time for another brain scan for the US president.

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3 weeks ago

“Training a human takes 20 years of food”

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3 weeks ago

"The American people will suffer the largest hit..."

There, FIFY.

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3 weeks ago

When you put it like this, a $75 million bribe to Melania and gutting the Washington Post seems like a small price to pay.

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3 weeks ago

as far as i can tell “bio hacking” is just a goofy term for giving yourself some combination of an eating disorder and a drug addiction

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3 weeks ago

I'd be more worried about the person taking money from aipac, marc andreesen and crypto

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3 weeks ago
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Sam Altman Says Companies Are 'AI Washing' Layoffs Hold up, let him cook.

I like how Sam Altman always tries very hard to pretend he's somehow outside of the corporate behaviors he's criticizing, in some weird bid to get credibility he doesn't have

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