Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his)

Breaking911 @Breaking911 : REP. MIKE FLOOD, (R-NEB.): "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?" TOWN HALL CROWD: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore

She’s an icon, she’s a legend and she is the moment. Now come on now.

Anyone else ever forget their address? Like, I had to look it up on my phone.

Hey Americans, if this passes you'll be uploading your ID to every social media and website to access it.

Brilyn Hollyhand on Twitter writes: "BREAKING: Trump just announced "drug prices will be coming down by 500, 600, 800, even 1,200 percent." YES!👏"

some of you spend too much time on facebook when you need to face books 😔

Screenshot of the lyrics to Paper Bag with “come on put a little love here in my void” highlighted.

I am screaming. Also, I watched Pokémon while doing cardio this morning.

Paper Bag is such a good song.

Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

I think he could in fact fix me.

*loading a pistol and reopening netscape navigator* net's haunted

About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?”

No. Fuck you.

I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.

Dune, 1965

I love this. <3

Me three months ago:

Screenshot of the app Kana showing 25/30 collect for a Hiragana quiz.

This is so good. Thank you!

the thrilling sequel

Writing a string interpolated JSON string like a monster.

Congrats! What are you using to study/learn?

LinkedIn quietly removed references to deadnaming and misgendering from its hateful content policy LinkedIn quietly changed the language of its hateful conduct policy this week, removing a line that referenced a prohibition on misgendering and deadnaming of transgender individuals.

That’s a yikes from me dawg.

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

"The man who is not yet mayor is to blame for a shooting that happened under the watch of an ex-cop mayor who's thrown every available dollar at the NYPD," insists sex pest

Jesus fucking Jones

お楽しみに！

That’s one of my faves!

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cutting taxes on the wealthy and giving $75b to ICE then starting a gofundme lmao be serious

Brits can get around Discord's age verification thanks to Death Stranding's photo mode, bypassing the measure introduced with the UK's Online Safety Act. We tried it and it works—thanks, Kojima The UK's new act blocks access to adult content without identification. Turns out, you only need a copy of Death Stranding and a phone to get around it.

Oh my god