Scooter Usagi

I know I don't post here
anymore but if you'd like to support me, here's a link to buy me a gift if you're feeling generous, there's some personal items like toilet paper because I've been struggling financially lately, but please dont feel like you have to buy me anything !!
throne.com/scooterusagi

I know I don't post here
anymore but if you'd like to support me, here's a link to buy me a gift if you're feeling generous, there's some personal items like toilet paper because I've been struggling financially lately, but please dont feel like you have to buy me anything !!
throne.com/scooterusagi

my list is done !!
please dont feel pressured to buy me anything but if you do i'll love you forever /hj :3
if you buy me something feel welcomed to dm me and fill in a request for what you want to see me do with it !!!!!!
throne.com/scooterusagi

people talk about Simon and Richter or samus and dark samus being projectile hell characters
but you're all sleeping on how annoying isabelle is

i got banned for telling you to off yourself so instead
keep yourself safe

gang i just got my nsfw account banned for being mean to jd vance </3

"your bitch giving brain to me like Harvard, she a scholar"

dude I was just having the best dream where I was cuddling a pretty woman and resting my head on her lap while she pet me
and then my work alarm went off

dude I feel terrible rn
at work I was helping an old lady get gift cards for her grandkids
she spent 3500$ and as soon as the money was put in the cards she realized she got Ikea instead of apple and there was no way to give her money back
I feel so bad for her I hope customer service helps her out

I feel like a deadbeat dad everytime i come back to this account, looking at all my followers like "hey champ !! you've gotten so big !! can you ask mom to send me 200$?"

here's my oc btw if anyone wants to make me fanart :3
(they're all me but lore stuff so I change forms based on mood, but also they can all split and hang out)
no pressure tho
but I will love you forever if you make art for me <3
#art #oc

how do you guys read :P

!!!
its my friends !! @solaireux.bsky.social @mirageislander.bsky.social

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS !!!
PASS IT ON !!!

mb gang, I've been over on my nsfw account instead of hanging out with you guys

“You forgot about-“
“You forgot to mention-“
“You forgot to include-“

No I did not. These posts are 300 characters long. Go to hell.

1 like = one question answered !!
#nsfw #nsfwbsky #femboy #femsky #trans #ihateusinghashtags #q&a

i hate liking my own posts sm like "yeah i agree" mf i literally said it

real life thought bubble appear in physical space , floating next to Mr Presidents head. says "Israels Cock"...are we witnessing a Miracle ?

yabba dabba dooing your mom

my cat snaps the hairtie around my wrist when he wants me to get up hahaha he’s too smart for his own good

it matters to me :(

asked to leave the secret orgy that the elites of society have with reptile aliens because I bumped my dick into a big lizard woman's 2 hemipenes and said "oh no just like nine eleven" and even though george bush was there and he laughed, im told it was "too crass"

okay i guess there was tour but thats a mobile game so doesnt count, and also there was that one that you set up in your house woth cameras but id call that a mario kart spinoff tbh
like you wouldnt say "finally, pokemon gen 10" about pokemon snap