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@gutzjaime.bsky.social

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120 Followers  |  114 Following  |  81 Posts  |  Joined: 29.12.2023  |  1.9264

Latest posts by gutzjaime.bsky.social on Bluesky

I still have time to grow up and become the stranger that says “Tut tut, looks like rain.” right before a thunderstorm

07.10.2025 11:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

American Dad! is a good distraction

05.10.2025 01:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Spending these last warm days outside hiding from the sun

27.09.2025 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any day now I’m going to find that group of like minded people that I mesh with, because the list of things I’m not interested in is loooooooooooooooong

23.09.2025 09:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just because the person who introduced me to this song stopped talking to me doesn’t mean they own the artist

19.09.2025 10:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dog sitting the bestest boy

14.09.2025 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should I start a podcast or am I 8 years too late

09.09.2025 09:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not so much a butter-face but more of a butter-body

06.09.2025 14:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This place feels like I’m watching tons of conversations happening on the other side of a window, where sound travels out to me and not the other way.

03.09.2025 09:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lonely, but antisocial

31.08.2025 09:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For the 82nd time today, I asked myself What am I doing???

25.08.2025 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After being gone for 12 hours I’m finally back home, where Forensic Files is

13.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GOMMAGE TO ALL OF THEM

11.08.2025 18:38 — 👍 68    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 1
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Dog sitting this drama queen

09.08.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am “googles every minor digestive change” years old.

05.08.2025 10:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel guilty for leaving one psychiatrist for a new one. I should discuss this in my next therapy appointment.

01.08.2025 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New episode coming soon!

30.07.2025 00:21 — 👍 87    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 2

I went for a walk today to pay off yesterday’s cookie debt

28.07.2025 11:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My watch asked if I was working out and suggested an elliptical exercise - I was mixing the batter for cookies

27.07.2025 22:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I use the same app! Congrats!

25.07.2025 14:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Two frame meme with rowlette pokemon

Top frame says “according to my calculations”

Bottom frame shows rowlette holding a calculator that says “ur cute”

Two frame meme with rowlette pokemon Top frame says “according to my calculations” Bottom frame shows rowlette holding a calculator that says “ur cute”

Math 🧮 ☝🏼 🤓

03.07.2025 16:20 — 👍 58    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 0
Marge Simpson in front of a rainbow background with text “Seems I’m full of rage”

Marge Simpson in front of a rainbow background with text “Seems I’m full of rage”

Happy wrath month!

01.07.2025 12:41 — 👍 523    🔁 168    💬 1    📌 0
Trixie Mattel - Gay HBO Max Song | HBO Max
YouTube video by Max Trixie Mattel - Gay HBO Max Song | HBO Max

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27.06.2025 13:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Friday the 13th to the best film in the series (part 2).

13.06.2025 16:48 — 👍 90    🔁 2    💬 12    📌 0
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

05.06.2025 13:30 — 👍 11071    🔁 3841    💬 82    📌 115

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