I still have time to grow up and become the stranger that says “Tut tut, looks like rain.” right before a thunderstorm
07.10.2025 11:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@gutzjaime.bsky.social
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I still have time to grow up and become the stranger that says “Tut tut, looks like rain.” right before a thunderstorm
07.10.2025 11:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0American Dad! is a good distraction
05.10.2025 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spending these last warm days outside hiding from the sun
27.09.2025 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Any day now I’m going to find that group of like minded people that I mesh with, because the list of things I’m not interested in is loooooooooooooooong
23.09.2025 09:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just because the person who introduced me to this song stopped talking to me doesn’t mean they own the artist
19.09.2025 10:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dog sitting the bestest boy
14.09.2025 21:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Should I start a podcast or am I 8 years too late
09.09.2025 09:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not so much a butter-face but more of a butter-body
06.09.2025 14:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This place feels like I’m watching tons of conversations happening on the other side of a window, where sound travels out to me and not the other way.
03.09.2025 09:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lonely, but antisocial
31.08.2025 09:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For the 82nd time today, I asked myself What am I doing???
25.08.2025 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0After being gone for 12 hours I’m finally back home, where Forensic Files is
13.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GOMMAGE TO ALL OF THEM
11.08.2025 18:38 — 👍 68 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 1Dog sitting this drama queen
09.08.2025 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am “googles every minor digestive change” years old.
05.08.2025 10:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel guilty for leaving one psychiatrist for a new one. I should discuss this in my next therapy appointment.
01.08.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New episode coming soon!
30.07.2025 00:21 — 👍 87 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 2I went for a walk today to pay off yesterday’s cookie debt
28.07.2025 11:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My watch asked if I was working out and suggested an elliptical exercise - I was mixing the batter for cookies
27.07.2025 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I use the same app! Congrats!
25.07.2025 14:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Two frame meme with rowlette pokemon Top frame says “according to my calculations” Bottom frame shows rowlette holding a calculator that says “ur cute”
Math 🧮 ☝🏼 🤓
03.07.2025 16:20 — 👍 58 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0Marge Simpson in front of a rainbow background with text “Seems I’m full of rage”
Happy wrath month!
01.07.2025 12:41 — 👍 523 🔁 168 💬 1 📌 0Happy Friday the 13th to the best film in the series (part 2).
13.06.2025 16:48 — 👍 90 🔁 2 💬 12 📌 0HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
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