Henri

A lancer and their Eland. After their crushing defeat at the hand of the Taubeku confederation, the Mereland kingdom adapted their enemies most formidable weapond, a heavy, flexible and mobile cavalry on the back of domesticated Elands, which were to this date not widely known down in the coastal planes, in a span of fifty years, the heavy lancers had become the core of the merelander army

Drew something for my world building.
Biceps to get your attention.
Lore in alt text

Went to the barber yesterday and they're under new management and I'm about to cry, this is an anti-autistic hate crime

An angry red emoji raising its fist saying "Franzosen" (french people in german)

Angry red emoji saying "les allemands" (german people in french)

Being tri-and-a-half-lingual on an algorithm based website is giving me whiplash. And european integration isn't helping, why am I getting news about germany in french and vice versa (looking at you arte)?

Oh no I don't need those, I'm on Prep

Me holding up my red stained hand

Cutting beetroot is kinda like murdering the king of Scotland:
Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this blood
Clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather
The multitudinous seas incarnadine,
Making the green one red.

Being a former historian, a leftist and autistic makes me feel positively cassandrine at times

A spotted rat overneath the words i love being a sexy slut

I have a bruise on my left tit, but you should see the other guy

(he has a hickey on his neck)

I feel we're capable of reciprocity here

And what a fat cock it is 🤤

😮‍💨🤤

A coyote in a party hat saying congrats on your big penis

An emoji with a dead pan expression and saliva pooling at the mouth underneath the words "I froth"

Me holding up a green, yellow and pink bag which contains eight sachets of sour sweets by the german brand Katjes

Serotonin from impulsive late night purchases arrived today

A creature looking pathetically at the camera overhead, blushing

Me when muscular / masc women give me the slightest bit of attention

Two throat goats shaking hands

I'd make sure of that 😊

Someone I sucked off 8 years ago when I was biking down the Rhine into the Netherlands just messaged me on Grindr. Seems like I'm hard to forget.

Proudly displaying a HP tattoo in the year 2026 as a british cigarette sure is a choice

In the worst place this god forsaken state has to offer ( bavaria saves it from being the worst place in the whole country) and the face is not faceing but the arms are arming so there's that

Me, mischievously holding a snowball

A snowy valley, bisected by a river

A town beneath a snowy forested hill

A snowy forest

Fell on my ass three times, but would you look at that view

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

need 🥺

Thx luv 🫶

Says you 😊

I fear that would send my anxiety about aging into overdrive, with my birthday coming up and everything

A still from the simpsons. Martin tells Bart: That's me. I'm just as unpopular with the ladies as i am with the chaps". Symbolizing my feelings of optical imperfection

Not feeling as hot as I could feel rn. That means I'm going to dye my hair. Thinking bout red again, but I'm open to recommendations.

Shared some pictures from spending christmas with my family to the group chat, got told that "yeah I can totally see the sadness in your eyes". 🧍

For transparency's sake, field hockey, not ice hockey

This seems like an opportune moment to mention that I used to play hockey

Shane Hollander from heated rivalry, looking at his phone, being illuminated by a rainbow light

I usually only watch real sports but that gay little hockey show has made me curious about men's sports aswell

Kitten saying "Slur"

I bred this man like 5 minutes ago, and now he's rapping in german while I'm taking a shower