I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?
Everybody remember to go get you a library card to help keep them funded
Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie because of the setting. It's a Christmas movie because it has The Christmas Plot:
A man who is neglecting his family to focus on work learns What Really Matters through an improbable crisis around the holidays and rededicates himself to his wife and kids
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
lovers embrace #hannibal
luigi mangione intentionally got caught to cover up the hawk tuah coin rug pull. open your eyes
Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
#hannigram
always crazy to me when conservatives talk about regulations being so restrictive because i can’t remember a single time in my entire life a regulation has made my life harder but i can name dozens of times a conservative has made my life tougher
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Not even surprised... #Fannibals #IceNineKills
Happy Giving Tuesday! We're doing a new thing at Good.Store where you can buy a care package for a person in a domestic violence shelter.
We've been working with shelters in Montana for a while and we're super excited about this: good.store/products/car...
I genuinely believe everyone should attempt to read Moby Dick at least once. Yes it's long. But I'm telling you it is such a fascinating source of period whaling practices mixed with a genuinely interesting narrative about the brutality of working on a 19th century whaling ship
Some guy: Die Hard is a CHRISTMAS MOVIE
Everyone: Yeah
Guy: A CHRISTMAS MOVIE
Everyone: We all said we agreed
Guy: IT TAKES PLACE DURING CHRISTMAS TIME
I can't believe Jim from The Office was named the sexiest man alive in a world where the cast of Interview With a Vampire exists.
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
It’s really disheartening to see trans users having to step back from Bluesky because of the influx of transphobic harassment. Trans posters built the culture of this platform and it would behoove cis allies to advocate for their safety as Bluesky expands and they get targeted
Nothing beats the satisfaction of putting on your cozy jammies after a log day out of the house.
A heavy make out session grinding on eachother would fix me
11-30-2021
Will, Hannibal and a teacup 🫖
How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account
I'm just flying through the Dandadan manga
Seiko Ayase #Dandadan
To the thief who stole my glasses…
I will find you.
I have contacts
buying video games to fill up your steam library is a different hobby to actually playing the games lol
