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Weh. Weh. Weh. Waaaaah.

Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.

I told my kids that I was making biscuits and sausage gravy for dinner and they said "UGH!"

Why do they like to hurt my soul like that ? 🥲

I have the Finn baby song stuck in my head from Adventure Time...I can't stop singing it!

What are you currently reading? #books

I need to be more active on here. But then I'm like "ooooh another app to keep track of!"

I can see this going well...

I guess it's time to come back here. 👋

HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all of those who celebrate!!!

Be safe and have loads of fun!!!
🕯️🐈‍⬛🎃🕷️👻🦇

Well now I'm thinking I may do that too! Haven't had Taco Bell in awhile!

Did you Baja Blast off yet today?

Wilfred did. Now he yearns for the blast. Yearn for it!

My Tuesday consists of getting high 💨🍃 and watching horror movies.

I hope everyone has a fantastic day!

Ok, two penguins then!

But why aren't I allowed to just walk into the zoo and collect a penguin? 🐧

The America I was promised as a child was free of nazi boat parades what the fuck

Transit ad: your teen comes hone and you smell mj. Now what? Ad next to it reads: This calls for air guitar

This calls for air guitar

the right is going wild on twitter about a post from an anonymous account claiming to have information on tim walz being a rapist and a pedophile can you imagine how mad these people would be if there was an actual pedophile rapist running in the election wow that would be crazy

A fox standing on a snow covered background with a strong wind blowing.

This is me currently.

a cartoon of spongebob saying `` good morning '' while standing next to patrick . ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying `` good morning '' while standing next to patrick .

I feel like every situation has a SpongeBob meme that would match perfectly with it.

a painting of a smiling moon with red eyes and the letter b on the bottom ALT: a painting of a smiling moon with red eyes and the letter b on the bottom

Sundays are for getting yabba dabba'd 💨🍃and reading horror books.

Alt txt: A medieval fresco depicting a tree of phallic male genitalia surrounded by women and birds.

Come along everyone! It's time to harvest the Phallus Tree before the first frost!!

*Phallus tree in the Fertility Fresco at Massa Marittima, circa 1265

Listen, (look) I will be cross posting SOME of my posts from threads. Only because I think I'm clever, and that's all that matters!

I'm going to be singing this ALL day!!!

There are grown men making vicious death threats to TV weather forecasters in 2024. The dystopias in sci-fi movies were a lot more fun.

😂 Sorry, that's how I tend to type posts! Damnit would've been a good choice alone though.

Good morning everyone, except for the thing in the woods that made my dog growl like he was about to have an epic battle with a cryptid.