Ryan Malerman

For those who died on the sword with their righteous view against (checks notes) a super bowl half time show, I feel obligated to shine a light at the end of your deep tunel: We still have English muffins. For now, you do not need to pinch your nose & bight into any Spanish muffins. You are safe.

Every dictator in history has claimed that they’ll only use their powers to go after the worst of the worst.

Every dictator in history has lied.

Donald Trump is no different.

This!!!

He wants to kill Obamacare, but has no other plan. He is not satisfied with his deportation operation because his ICE agents are not abusive enough. He plans to continue murdering people in the Caribbean Sea because the law and these humans are of no concern to him. All this thanks to John Roberts.

This.... a lot of this!! On everything!!

He talks about tariffs like they are being used traditionally in the temporary pressure way. Trump says he wants tariffs to be a way for us to get rid of income tax. That doesn't sound like a temporary thing to me.

Can't wait for the right to discover the word nuance. Then maybe some helpful legislation will get passed.

For context, Jimmie Kimmel said something about Trump dismissing the topic of Kirk. He didn't say anything negative about Kirk. Maybe use your new word and go have a listen to what Kimmel is being punished for.

It's weird how the right has discovered the word "context" but have yet to actually add the context to his hurtful quotes.

Tupperware Don looks like the dish you microwaved with spaghetti in it.

INCIDENTS AROUND THE HOUSE, Josh Malerman: This is the rare novel that's authentically scary. I mean, this is THE EXORCIST level of scary. The audiobook version is good, too.

Oh man, I just thought I sat down again without my earbuds. But that's not what happens when you got remember your earbuds skills!!! That's right!!

If you 3D print a clock, is that really 4D printing?

Any Democrat who doesn't support this needs to be fired out of a cannon

100% this!

The ACA had a huge impact on my family. I was self-employed, & only one insurance company would cover my son with Autism. They still had us sign papers to say he was not covered for anything relating to Autism. All while charging us the higher premium due to the pre-existing condition of Autism.

What if licking paws and grunting for dogs is equivalent to rap abilities in humans? I could be in the presence of a fucking legend over here!!

My neighbor's dog barks like crazy but you I would too if I had to listen to Fox News all day.

This should be enough.

This is what happens when we are too uncomfortable to talk about politics.

YouTube video by CNN US joins Russia to vote against UN resolution condemning Russia’s war against Ukraine

We’re officially known as the bad guys internationally now.

The United States voted against a resolution, backed by most of Europe, demanding Russian withdrawal from Ukraine — a deep fissure between allies, and a sharp shift in American policy.

youtu.be/anYuxtCJb6g

These freaking guys. Lazy as hell. They have no understanding of how to do work.

Elon and his CyberCuck

In botched DEI purge, OSHA trashes workplace safety guidelines The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has ordered the digital and physical destruction of 18 publications on workplace safety practices, according to an internal February 7 email ob...

1. OSHA has ordered the digital and physical destruction of 18 publications on workplace safety practices, according to an email obtained by Popular Information.

The email says the publications have been removed from the web and tells staff that physical copies should be "disposed of or recycled"

If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.

Trump keeps whining about the U.S.-Canada trade deal and sparked global chaos over it—but what’s rarely mentioned? He’s the one who negotiated it and spent his first term bragging about it.

The time of individual accountability has come. We don't actually have to embrace you in our lives when you actively vote to harm us.

He ran on this. He ran on bigotry in multiple directions. He ran on lawlessness.
If you voted for him, this is the deal: If I am not talking to you, it is because I believe you knew better. If I am still talking to you, it is because I don't believe you are smart enough to have known better.

Every single professional organization in the country should be speaking out about the news about NCMEC. The administration put a financial gun to the heads of people trying to save children from kidnapping and trafficking demanding they enact policies that will hurt lgbtq kids. That is beyond evil.

Rep. Mary Miller had a chance for her grand kids to be so proud their grandmother was a US House Rep. Instead, her descendants are going to be embarrassed. Wrong side of history, lady.