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@toadbrews.bsky.social

He/they, over 18, neurospicy. Plays magic and grimdark future, reads fantasy, watches horror. All frogs are heccin good nuggets.

132 Followers  |  102 Following  |  971 Posts  |  Joined: 03.09.2023  |  1.8051

Latest posts by toadbrews.bsky.social on Bluesky

Trickle-down economics was a scam. I propose tickle-down economics, where workers are allowed to tickle shareholders until they receive a living wage

31.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Because we had love in our hearts

31.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
DOOMSDAY in Value Vintage? || 30$ Value Vintage || Magic Talk with Toad
YouTube video by Beyond the Machina DOOMSDAY in Value Vintage? || 30$ Value Vintage || Magic Talk with Toad

DOOMSDAY?! in Value Vintage?

my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we go over a new deck Toad cooked up using one of #MTG 's most challenging cards!

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youtu.be/WyNB8QhAuFU?...

28.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, you like baseball huh?
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.

28.10.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1235    πŸ” 308    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 6

Victor Frankenstein: I reanimated a dead body and he doesn't like me :(
Herbert West: You get used to it

27.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
You're the Voice
YouTube video by Blind Guardian - Topic You're the Voice

youtu.be/zu1Hg3eHDig?...

27.10.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

26.12.2024 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 26860    πŸ” 35114    πŸ’¬ 255    πŸ“Œ 390

SNAP benefits going unpaid is going to kill people. And that is an intended consequence, not an accident.

27.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there is no infrastructure that can be built up in a few days’ time to replace SNAP and you all simply must let that sink in, fast

26.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 745    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Food is a human right regardless of who someone voted for and especially regardless of who their PARENTS voted for and a lot of y’all are scaring the shit out of me. I got a lot of the same when I said no one deserves measles, too, and the way this country thirsts for punishment is just very bad!

26.10.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1022    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7
Color comic with multiple panels. Pepe the Frog, a lanky frog with a stoner expression on his face - but somewhat sad - walks away from a burning pile of 4chan logos and "Kek"s. He sees some commotion and perks up. In the next panel, he's shocked at the sight of dancing frogs, a la the Portland Frog inflatable costume protesters. One frog notices him, and reaches for his hand. The final panel shows the frog leading Pepe by the hand to the other dancing protesting frogs. The frog says "Frogs together strong," and Pepe says "feels good, man."

Color comic with multiple panels. Pepe the Frog, a lanky frog with a stoner expression on his face - but somewhat sad - walks away from a burning pile of 4chan logos and "Kek"s. He sees some commotion and perks up. In the next panel, he's shocked at the sight of dancing frogs, a la the Portland Frog inflatable costume protesters. One frog notices him, and reaches for his hand. The final panel shows the frog leading Pepe by the hand to the other dancing protesting frogs. The frog says "Frogs together strong," and Pepe says "feels good, man."

I've been thinking about Matt Furie a lot during this period of political frog realignment, so I made this comic dedicated to him.

24.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2089    πŸ” 684    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 34

Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.

24.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 24766    πŸ” 5182    πŸ’¬ 799    πŸ“Œ 367

To celebrate asexual week I'm just gonna point out that it's really gross, weird, and offputting to me as an asexual that so many people think it's a huge insult to call Republicans (often married with kids) unfuckable. It's like making fun of Elon or Bezos for being poor. Get a new talking point.

22.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gameplay Session #7 || 30$ Value Vintage || Magic Talk with Toad
YouTube video by Beyond the Machina Gameplay Session #7 || 30$ Value Vintage || Magic Talk with Toad

Tuesday again? No problem

my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we have a gameplay episode where we play some new & recently updated decks!

Check it out!

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youtu.be/kob1VLEl5cE?...

21.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black gun owners in Chicago charged with felonies despite valid FOIDs, CCLs
YouTube video by CBS Chicago Black gun owners in Chicago charged with felonies despite valid FOIDs, CCLs

The system designed to "regulate safe carry practices" is regularly and repeatedly used to punish those trying to follow the rules and the law. Y'all should be angrier about this. This shit is only going to get worse from here. And it's the tip of a horrifying spear.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6yh...

21.10.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

I love Warm Hamster Forty Thousand

21.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ask a magic player "what do you play"

60 card player: Pauper, Value Vintage, Modern, sometimes legacy on mtgo, I'm getting into premodern but haven't found a local place to play yet...
100 card player: Not blue

21.10.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The left: always correctβ€”uncomfortably early for everyone else

Everyone else: β€œnow that we agree with the left, the left needs to compromise to accommodate us”

20.10.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1506    πŸ” 234    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 10
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Peep the new creator tag thanks to @moxfield.com πŸ‘€

Been doing a ton of value vintage stuff recently (though a lot of the decks are under @toadbrews.bsky.social account for now) & maybe this will help people see more of our sick decks

Also Toad & I have been talking…

Written primers coming soon πŸ‘€

19.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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catching up on alter commissions...

knocked out this absolutely sick Yargle for the delightful @thedeliciousgod.bsky.social

this was a really fun piece that I'm really proud of! what do y'all think?

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19.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Ribbit

18.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many such cases

18.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many of them were married and some of their spouses were in the group chat also.

18.10.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can tell that conservatives don't actually believe the people in the Young Republicans group chat are kids because they aren't trying to fuck them

18.10.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New lead free hot dogs, with only limited lead allowed, only in the casings

17.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

16.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15269    πŸ” 5423    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 104

This is a real mood. Same issue on tumblr

15.10.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Lantern: UPDATE || 30$ Value Vintage || Magic Talk with Toad
YouTube video by Beyond the Machina The Lantern: UPDATE || 30$ Value Vintage || Magic Talk with Toad

Tuesday again? No problem

my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we revisit one of our early lists, one were still asked about to this day...LANTERN

Check it out!

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youtu.be/v_6xxXHzrBU?...

14.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need a petition to get Karn a vest. Just a vest

14.10.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, people are pretty mad about secret lairs. Sold out too fast. Probably went to scalpers. Terrible customer experience all around. Just like the last ten drops. Oh well! I bet you'll totally get what you want next time! No reason to boycott!

14.10.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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