Julia Scotti

Not this time, Kim.

13 days till the show! Have you gotten your tickets? www.act2.org

NOVEMBER 20TH JUST ADDED! HAMMONTON, NJ!

7pm

Sharrot Winery
370 S. Harbor Road, Hammonton, NJ

I'm a product of an old-school Catholic grammar school education, or as we like to refer to it,
"The Guilted Age."

Today would have been one of my wedding anniversaries.
The blessing of old age is that I can't remember which marriage.

Tickets available at www.act2.org
GET YOURS TODAY!

Governor Mikie!!!

Did you get yours?

Tickets available now!

The Dems should use the Pee Wee Herman gambit,
"I know you are but what am I?" to counter all of his insults.

So, I tasted mushroom 'coffee' for the first time recently, and I swear, I couldn't tell the difference between it and a hot steaming cup of water with potting soil mixed in.

In the midst of a month long government shutdown, when families are going hungry because of him, Il Nonno Pazzo held a "Gatsby Style" ball at his Florida place. It's as if the ghosts of Shakespeare and F. Scott Fitzgerald got really drunk and decided to 'do some improv writing."

Slept well last night knowing that someone finally did something to restore the Lincoln bathroom in the White House.
Next up? The Chester A. Arthur Rumpus Room.

In support of Joan Baez, I am pulling my albums, "Hello Boys, I'm Back", and "Julia Scotti Primal Cuts" from Amazon. So you three people who promised to buy it when it was released 4 years ago, better hurry up. You know who you are.

So, going forward, whenever I submit a written piece for consideration, I'm just going to also send myself a rejection letter to save time.

Ambler, Pa! November 22 will be here before you know it. Don't wait till the last minute to get your tickets!
www.act2.org

Tonight!!! 7 pm Showtime! Valley Forge Casino!!

Springsteen movie opens today, and unlike his concerts, it’s probably only going to be about 2 hours long.
#IlovemyNewJersey

The scent, taste and gastrointestinal after effects of roasted garlic hummus make it the snack that just keeps giving.

The government has been shut down for 22 days.

Maybe it's time to plug it back in and reboot Congress in the ass.

Philadelphia Area friends! I've been wanting to work with Christine for several years now and this is the first time we could make it happen. Don't miss this show! www.act2.org

No King’s Day isn’t about Republicans vs Democrats.
It’s about Democracy vs Fascism.

Ok.
It took me a while to get Apple TV, but I am now a Ted Lasso convert.

Life Hack #1…
Having a “burn phone” does not mean striking a match to a gasoline soaked $1500 IPhone.

It's that wonderful time of the year when we go from complaining about the heat to complaining about the cold.

I just told Siri to turn off the alarm I had set for 1 pm, and my television yelled at me from the other room to get my ass up.

My local supermarket is remodeling and felt it necessary to relocate its stock to new aisles and confusing everyone.

It's so sad to see people my age roaming aimlessly and repeatedly whispering, "All I want is a can of cream of mushroom soup."

The human body burns more calories breaking down a stalk of celery than there are in a stalk of celery.

That means that if I ate nothing but celery, I'd starve to death.

Cake would never do that to me.

6 ingredients. Simple fare. Great eating for a stormy day.

Today is World Mental Health Day.
Why aren’t the White House flags at half mast?