Turns out a significant amount of Americans are dumber than fuck.

Selling my Broncos/Bills Divisional playoff tickets for this Saturday.

2 tickets, Section 100, Row 37.

Broncos fans only. No begging.

Priced less than TM but that doesn’t make them cheap.

Thanks, and Go Broncos!

Courier 10! On a Selectric II!

He’s incapable of even trying to behave like a normal person.

Good job, maga parents, putting your kids on the phone to chat with that loathsome POS.

Like a doomsday clock, only a happy one for the benefit of mankind.

What was he going to say before the clip ended?

“So do you have a boyfriend?” is what I imagined.

What mother in her right mind would put her daughter on the phone with that sick fuck?

Because Colorado told him no, dumbass, you can’t grant Tina Peters a FEDERAL PARDON when she’s serving time for a STATE CONVICTION so she stays where she’s at. Go eat a dick.

You need to take that Magic Moustache directly to Mile High.

Venezuela is surrounded by his Armada….how the hell did he move those warships onto land?

Anyone need a pair of tickets to Broncos/Jags game Sunday? I’m not going…need a couple of Broncos fans butts in my seats. Not even close to what TM is charging.

“my stack”? Is that his nickname for Clinton?

Keep Donald J. Cunt in Asia. And all you fucking enablers, go join your pedo leader and leave the White House empty so True Americans can exorcize it and rebuilt what you all have destroyed.

Release the Epstein files.

Fuck you.

Anyone looking for tickets to the cowboys game Sunday? I’m going to sell mine. 2 in Section 100, under the overhang. Broncos fans only, no Trump cultists. DM if interested.

O Canada!
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Doug Ford has more balls than 90% of all the Democrats in Congress

Is it true he’s going to dig up Ivana and replant her under the Bad Taste Ballroom?

Hello! I’ve been to Hamar! A girlfriend I knew from Montana married a Norwegian and settled in Hamar. I visited her there in the mid-1980s. Beautiful area! Fell in love with Hardanger embroidery and taught myself when I returned home to Colorado.

Preemptive courting, preparing for the day she can take on another dictator when her orange asshole husband croaks.

Good grief lol

I’m not comparing football connections, which absolutely exist in my world even if not yours, to Middle East genocide. And I’m not a guy.

I’m normally an excellent hater, experienced in a wider range of hate subjects than just football. But I’m having a hard time with this Raiders version.

I keep reminding myself of all the 49ers/Broncos connections and that helps. Especially now that this little kid just had a baby of his own.

Not in the US, sweetie. They were antennas.

Yeah. At least Alaska has tough woman Lisa Murkowski to run interference for them.

How can I be an effective Raider Hater when Geno is QB?

And when MT State’s Touchdown Tommy Mellott is on their roster?

And when they have a Polamalu nephew on their roster?

And when I’ve always liked Pete Carroll, even despite that one game?

I hate when it’s hard to hate!

We kept Alaska, didn’t we? So there’s that.

THIS is how one wipes that damn ever present smirk off that asshole Scott Jennings’ face. Brava!

We get the Faberge Eggs!

Alaska is now Russia’s 51st state.

He stuck the landing!

Jennings is a journalist like I’m a Trump cultist…which is not even one molecule.

Our upside down world, where Iran is exercising restraint in its retaliation against an unnecessary attack, while US leadership is volatile, unhinged and bat shit crazy.