Jaz

Love that everyone at work knows I’m scared of birds because now they constantly tease me about it

I wore a Winnie the Pooh shirt btw

Got told by 5th graders my outfit are today and I know THATS RIGHT

Love when my boyfriend texts me during the day (he works like a few hundred feet from me) like just come to my office bby

It will never not annoy the shit out of me when grown ass educated adults put the body of their email as the subject line… what are you DOING?!

My Tia sent a photo of us to everyone and captioned it “con mi sobrina favorita” and I know that’s fucking right 😌

What’s crazy is the men painting my house look like they literally just escaped prison but I have not met nicer handymen before.

I have a crush! Is anyone surprised?

Thank you Ross for having TWO pairs of high top vans in my size. Insane!

Went from a size 9/10 pants to a 7…

Dropped my baby off at the vet and even though it’s for a vaccine, my anxiety is through the roof. I just want her home.

First tattoo of the year tomorrow and I’m so EXCITED about it!!

My standards are high because I could text my mom “made myself dinner!” And she’ll reply “you’re amazing I’m so proud of you!”

Like??

My cousin is so sweet asking if I’ve tried certain alcohols as if I’m not almost 10 years her senior 🫶🏼

Setting up my next tattoo and piercing appointment to start the year strong 💪🏼

Not me texting my friends warning them I’ll be having some drinks tonight because I end up crying and texting them how much I love and miss them 😂

I didn’t find it scary at all! I think you’ll like it!

Year two living in northern NV and still not white Christmas. V disappointed!

Waitttttt a gd second…

Is it winter break yet?

Did I mention it’s even better when you’re watching Wicked? Because it is.

There is nothing like popcorn and a Diet Coke at 10am

Me anytime there’s a lull in conversation: So has everyone seen Wicked??

Not the parent group at my school throwing a winter festival with a DJ and techno Christmas music..

Oh and the chargers won?? Yeah, good day.

I,
1. Prepared dinner and put leftovers away for lunch tomorrow
2. Made ginger shots for the entire week
3. Prepped breakfast for the week
4. Made a new friend
5. Bought and put up a real Christmas tree
6. Closed my fitness rings
I am unstoppable.

Am I ready to go back to work tomorrow after 5 days off? Absolutely not.

I literally cannot get Wicked out of my head

When did Jacob Elordi grow out his hair and full beard and why didn’t anyone notify me????

JK DOBBINS WOW