Today we witnessed the US make an Irish exit from the free world. What can we do to save ourselves?

Oh he cares. It’s the only thing he cares about. Because once Congress admits the emperor has no clothes and no teeth, then they have permission to do something somewhere close to the right thing with less worry about being primaried.

The assignment is simple. Destroy his popularity.

Did they screen for math skills?

We need this.

Ok that made me laugh

What do these tariffs mean? Simple. Higher prices for us. More money to the government so that Presidents Trusk can cut taxes for the rich.

Me: I'm going to get up and use the bathr-

Dog: *runs in* ARE YOU MAKING A SNACK?

Me: No, I'm just going to the-

Dog: AND THEN MAKING A SNACK?

Me: I wasn't planning-

Dog: I'LL JUST WAIT HERE IN CASE AND WAG MY TAIL BECAUSE YOU MIGHT MAKE ONE AFTER

Me: I um, okay

The beauty of the sunset takes my breath away. Here’s to a peaceful holiday, free of unnecessary storms.

Everyone deserves a senior pajama party with old friends and good dogs.

Thank goodness for our pets. They bring joy when it’s hard to find on our own.