Basquiatball

Is that good

I feel like they were attempting to accomplish different things

NOT A MEMBER: THEIR RULES DONT APPLY TO ME

Thunder 30 Jazz 41 27 seconds to play in the first quarter

Just capturing this moment for posterity:

Also Berkeley, not at the game edition

Not yell so much that their 6 neighbors check out what theyre doing in their backyard?

Heard a bunch of men yelling. Went out back to check it out. Yep. 20-30 young men holding some sort of unsanctioned boxing match

yes you can

I feel like that's what they're trying to illustrate by not animating his lips but then he speaks like normal. It's off putting. Pick one!

Watching the Fantastic Four film. I don't like how the Thing's mouth doesn't match his words.

I think 9

This is a joke about Moses and the golden calf that attempts to leverage a reference to Moses Malone but doesn't really make sense in either reference but I posted it anyways I thought its mode of failure was kind of interestingly awful

Haven't seen this many calf injuries since Moses retired.

Sometimes you know a real piece of shit. They make your life miserable. Your life is improved without them. Years later they clean up. They find you and apologize. "Sorry I was a piece of shit!" You're glad they are reformed. You still dont want them in your life at all. This is my KINDEST MTG take

Never going to be bothered to look it up but have always assumed her name is pronounced "Nutsy"

There were 3 factions. Then there was 2 factions. Now there is 1 faction. I keep wanting to draw "Cersei Lannister but sweet and charming" comparisons, but Cersei liked her brother

Trump is going to be inspired to create a string of government owned grocery stores, but they're going to be named "Trump's" and only sell Trump brand products and they will be the only place that accepts SNAP benefits, which he will increase, but also everything will cost 3x as much

Hot chocolate if you've eaten, waffles if you need to pad your stomach

Hearing Justin McElroy talk about developing Carpel Tunnel on Besties today, along with my own issues with de Quervain's syndrome the year I got one makes me wonder if the Steam Deck is the worst thing for hand health since the advent of pornography

Omg the framing on the left is perfect

Did they send her to profile and even older, creepier publication?

A skinny very blonde man with a square head wearing a gold and white vest that you might expect Link from the Zelda games to wear on the cover of Sgt. Pepper

I was explaining to a friend on the phone about a video of a guy building a Lego Polaroid camera that has fake photos that it ejects and I said "the guy building it looks exactly like you'd think" and she said, "What? So a hipster? Probably German too."
And, gang,

My friend just speculated theres a secret pool on the roof

I work in construction litigation. I see what maintenance costs daily. There are real issues that can come up. This building is not running 100k/year maintenance costs. Market rent for this place would be $2000/month.

50k how often, because with units this HOA is pulling more than twice that per year

By "old apartment building" I meant "used to be an apartment building for students to rent"