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@dimitrilizard.bsky.social

I miss when social media was about people, not content. Just a cold-blooded, lethargic guy who'd like to be a lizard, for obvious reasons. Award winning participant. He/"ugh, that guy."

66 Followers  |  48 Following  |  1,577 Posts  |  Joined: 10.08.2023  |  2.5934

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Looks like a QWOP-Pong crossover to me.

08.02.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dang, they should've had shirts like that.

05.02.2026 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@hawkfeather.bsky.social

05.02.2026 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Robot dance : roboLounge electrobot part II
YouTube video by Robolounge Robot dance : roboLounge electrobot part II

Very nice, great animation and cinematography!

And it reminds me of a real version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kqr...

05.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh nooo

(*secretly would like a gremlin attack*)

04.02.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope he doesn't roll after me

04.02.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
(How Much Is) That Doggie In The Window - Patti Page (Lyrics in Description)
YouTube video by singalong (How Much Is) That Doggie In The Window - Patti Page (Lyrics in Description)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmQY...

04.02.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoy the beautiful scenery!

And I'm curious what the town looks like after the 2024 fires.

04.02.2026 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First thought: "Oh wow, this old book I like got a film adaptation!"

Second thought: "Oh no, this book I like got a film adaptation..."

04.02.2026 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, why did I go to Banff? :(

04.02.2026 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Careful, he's sensitive about that. :) bsky.app/profile/riff...

03.02.2026 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the best damn political ad I've seen in my 42 years on this planet.

31.01.2026 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They look great!

There are automatic craft cutout machines, though I've never used one and don't know if they work on cardboard that thick.

31.01.2026 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't decide which is the best part: what you have to do in order to take that off, or how you look in the meantime. :)

30.01.2026 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"$2,000?"

"That's unreasonable."

"Ok, I'll pay you $3,000 to take him."

29.01.2026 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've said it before, but open source projects often seem to go out of their way to not be normal or follow industry standards.

29.01.2026 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I must have had a stroke, because I've had a *good* song stuck in my head all day.

28.01.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suggest only allowing military helicopters to fly by when flights with those elected officials are arriving. Make them put their lives where their mouths are.

28.01.2026 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"My hair! He shot my hair!"

27.01.2026 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I could make it to bed without thinking about how fucked everything is. I need to sleep but I can't.

27.01.2026 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heck, real casinos shouldn't be allowed to advertise like that either. How many politically correct interracial social groups go to casinos to get high on laughing gas? No, they should have to show smoking grandmas scowling.

25.01.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AI makes cheap media. It doesn't make art.

25.01.2026 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd say you get used to it after a decade or two, but somehow I haven't. >.~

25.01.2026 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"going to bed earlier" What does that mean?

25.01.2026 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the world still exists in a few years, hopefully I can order some then!

25.01.2026 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A promotional image for customized t-shirts, sold as YCH ("Your Character Here") commissions, named "CMY + YCH t-shirts", for a price of 60โ‚ฌ for the base design, and 20โ‚ฌ per t-shirt ordered.

The picture contains an illustration and a photo showcasing the different variants available: Cyan t-shirt with a yellow character, Yellow t-shirt with a magenta character, and magenta t-shirt with a cyan character.

The rest of the communication contains a fit/size guide for the t-shirt, the instruction "Strike a pose!" and a prompt to "Go to https://vital.monster/cmyshirts to apply!".
(The fit/size guide is available at the linked address, hence why I'm not transcribing it here)

A promotional image for customized t-shirts, sold as YCH ("Your Character Here") commissions, named "CMY + YCH t-shirts", for a price of 60โ‚ฌ for the base design, and 20โ‚ฌ per t-shirt ordered. The picture contains an illustration and a photo showcasing the different variants available: Cyan t-shirt with a yellow character, Yellow t-shirt with a magenta character, and magenta t-shirt with a cyan character. The rest of the communication contains a fit/size guide for the t-shirt, the instruction "Strike a pose!" and a prompt to "Go to https://vital.monster/cmyshirts to apply!". (The fit/size guide is available at the linked address, hence why I'm not transcribing it here)

Here is a proposition for y'all.

I get: Your OC and the pose it should strike (and munie)
You get: Flashy tee(s) with your grembo on it.

Want some? Go fill the form here โœง*. vital.monster/cmyshirts .*โœง
(And pray the page doesn't explode, it's homemade because I'm a madman)

#furry #furryart #ych

24.01.2026 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Having my face strapped in a mask never helped me sleep, but I'm glad it's worked for you!

And caffeine doesn't help me sleep either, it just gives me enough of a nudge to face consciousness. Which I need every day. :-p

25.01.2026 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

"Mr. Takagi, I'm really not interested in your computer. But I need the code key because I am interested in the $50 in Applebee's gift cards that you have locked in your vault."

21.01.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Massive growth both gradual and sudden, outrageous sexuality, physical objects transforming, magic prescient wardrobes, photos changing retroactively... y'all haven't noticed?"

21.01.2026 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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