"If he fell into a barrel of tits, he'd come up sucking his own thumb." I need to remember that one.
13.10.2025 05:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@dimitrilizard.bsky.social
I miss when social media was about people, not content. Just a cold-blooded, lethargic guy who'd like to be a lizard, for obvious reasons. Award winning participant. He/"ugh, that guy."
"If he fell into a barrel of tits, he'd come up sucking his own thumb." I need to remember that one.
13.10.2025 05:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0At least the GSR finally replaced their insecure keycard system.
13.10.2025 05:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Those look good! But I'd really love a T-shirt of the Todd French laughing at an explosion. :-D
13.10.2025 00:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0After a 40 minute check in process, I am at BLFC. If anyone I know is, hi!
12.10.2025 23:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0do u rp
12.10.2025 22:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Once I actually nodded off for a second and crashed in that game. Drive safe!
12.10.2025 19:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm sorry to miss it, but I'll be driving for real. Have a good stream! *headpats* *headpats* *headpats* *headpats* *headpats* :)
12.10.2025 17:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Grand Sierra Resort's rendering of an ugly new expansion with a "highly anticipated" arena stuck on, and a parking garage where the family entertainment area used to be.
They took away the go kart track for this?
12.10.2025 05:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Victim, or beneficiary? :)
11.10.2025 20:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0And if this isn't too personal, if you want to see their products for real, I'll be at BLFC and, uh, have plenty of examples with me. >.>
11.10.2025 17:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If the AI models turn you off (they sure do me,) send them an e-mail and tell them! I have. I told them that I love their products but find it really hard to recommend them when they use fake photos. If they know that their fake pictures are a deterrent to sales, maybe they'll change.
11.10.2025 17:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0you either die a weirdo or live long enough to see your subculture pastiched across the t-shirt rack in Spencerโs Gifts
10.10.2025 19:21 โ ๐ 153 ๐ 30 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0I'm sorry to be a bad influence, but these Halloween themed ones are seasonal and lower priced than normal... wildmant.com/collections/...
(Full disclosure, they use AI for their "photos," which is poor, but if you've never tried them, the products themselves are high quality and very comfortable.)
Perhaps I shouldn't have said "or." :)
10.10.2025 22:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I want an app kind of like Grindr except it shows how far away the nearest person is that recognizes whatever random song I'm listening to.
10.10.2025 22:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Paws, or maw? :)
10.10.2025 21:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I think they're at Costco, if you want your own.
10.10.2025 18:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you're continually beating someone then the room situation should solve itself.
09.10.2025 17:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There probably won't be, since I'm bringing chains.
09.10.2025 15:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0UI by Fisher-Price?
09.10.2025 14:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I know I was once a child too but I'm pretty sure I didn't run around shrieking like an animal that isn't being killed quickly enough.
08.10.2025 23:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bsky.app/profile/doct...
08.10.2025 22:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A parody of the Satisfaction music video, with sexy vixens making fursuits.
Who can I pay to make that happen?
It just worked!
04.10.2025 19:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not yet, but hitting a button over and over again and not getting anything feels just like the casino!
04.10.2025 19:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The order button is greyed out, is that a problem on my end?
04.10.2025 19:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm not even bothered by the lack of art like I am about the lack of communication.
Shit happens, and people understand. Just stay in touch with your customers so they don't feel forgotten.
Also
03.10.2025 07:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Good luck!
I took those classes, uh, a long time ago, but never took the exam. Hopefully their tests are better now; back then the material was basically Networking for Dummies then the tests were like "on this specific device running v4.147.23b what command would desyncronize the BGP ARP cache?"
"Uh oh, nose bleed. I hope it hasn't dripped on my shirt." *tilts head down to check* "Well, it has now."
02.10.2025 07:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0