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@dimitrilizard.bsky.social

I miss when social media was about people, not content. Just a cold-blooded, lethargic guy who'd like to be a lizard, for obvious reasons. Award winning participant. He/"ugh, that guy."

60 Followers  |  47 Following  |  1,341 Posts  |  Joined: 10.08.2023  |  1.7951

Latest posts by dimitrilizard.bsky.social on Bluesky

"If he fell into a barrel of tits, he'd come up sucking his own thumb." I need to remember that one.

13.10.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least the GSR finally replaced their insecure keycard system.

13.10.2025 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those look good! But I'd really love a T-shirt of the Todd French laughing at an explosion. :-D

13.10.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After a 40 minute check in process, I am at BLFC. If anyone I know is, hi!

12.10.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do u rp

12.10.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once I actually nodded off for a second and crashed in that game. Drive safe!

12.10.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry to miss it, but I'll be driving for real. Have a good stream! *headpats* *headpats* *headpats* *headpats* *headpats* :)

12.10.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Grand Sierra Resort's rendering of an ugly new expansion with a "highly anticipated" arena stuck on, and a parking garage where the family entertainment area used to be.

The Grand Sierra Resort's rendering of an ugly new expansion with a "highly anticipated" arena stuck on, and a parking garage where the family entertainment area used to be.

They took away the go kart track for this?

12.10.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Victim, or beneficiary? :)

11.10.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And if this isn't too personal, if you want to see their products for real, I'll be at BLFC and, uh, have plenty of examples with me. >.>

11.10.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the AI models turn you off (they sure do me,) send them an e-mail and tell them! I have. I told them that I love their products but find it really hard to recommend them when they use fake photos. If they know that their fake pictures are a deterrent to sales, maybe they'll change.

11.10.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you either die a weirdo or live long enough to see your subculture pastiched across the t-shirt rack in Spencerโ€™s Gifts

10.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry to be a bad influence, but these Halloween themed ones are seasonal and lower priced than normal... wildmant.com/collections/...

(Full disclosure, they use AI for their "photos," which is poor, but if you've never tried them, the products themselves are high quality and very comfortable.)

11.10.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perhaps I shouldn't have said "or." :)

10.10.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want an app kind of like Grindr except it shows how far away the nearest person is that recognizes whatever random song I'm listening to.

10.10.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paws, or maw? :)

10.10.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they're at Costco, if you want your own.

10.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're continually beating someone then the room situation should solve itself.

09.10.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There probably won't be, since I'm bringing chains.

09.10.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UI by Fisher-Price?

09.10.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I was once a child too but I'm pretty sure I didn't run around shrieking like an animal that isn't being killed quickly enough.

08.10.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/doct...

08.10.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A parody of the Satisfaction music video, with sexy vixens making fursuits.

Who can I pay to make that happen?

06.10.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It just worked!

04.10.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not yet, but hitting a button over and over again and not getting anything feels just like the casino!

04.10.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The order button is greyed out, is that a problem on my end?

04.10.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not even bothered by the lack of art like I am about the lack of communication.

Shit happens, and people understand. Just stay in touch with your customers so they don't feel forgotten.

03.10.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.10.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good luck!

I took those classes, uh, a long time ago, but never took the exam. Hopefully their tests are better now; back then the material was basically Networking for Dummies then the tests were like "on this specific device running v4.147.23b what command would desyncronize the BGP ARP cache?"

03.10.2025 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Uh oh, nose bleed. I hope it hasn't dripped on my shirt." *tilts head down to check* "Well, it has now."

02.10.2025 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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