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cold and timid soul who knows neither victory nor defeat πŸŽΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ

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Not sure who to support from here. Sviddle-ina, I guess? Never thought I'd say that. Otoh Rybakina would be better for my bracket as I picked her to win the whole thing

28.01.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so fracking good today

28.01.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the WTA's best sources of reaction gifs

28.01.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MY TAKE: Each of the four Grand Slam tournaments should have a different name for tennis rackets. At the U.S. Open, they're rackets. At Wimbledon, they're racquets. At the French Open, they're racquettes. At the Australian Open, of course, they're gonzeroolies

27.01.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 502    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5

Alex can hardly have played better, but he's two sets down. As Andy Murray would say, he tried his tits off, but he remains a level below

27.01.2026 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. Kind of what you have to do though - play well, take risks and be lucky

27.01.2026 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

De Minaur played one of the best sets of tennis of his life. He lost it.

27.01.2026 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

help, my players are unionizing

27.01.2026 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this going to become a thing now, players getting their opponents' time violations cancelled by saying they weren't ready?

27.01.2026 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Crikey this is a mauling

27.01.2026 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Every point in the match is either a 26-shot rally or a +1 error

27.01.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what the fuck

27.01.2026 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

chris evert on ESPN saying β€œfirst of all, i’m glad i’m not a player, and second of all, i believe in global warming” talking about current conditions at AO

27.01.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how Serena is the comparison in both "youngest since" and "oldest since" stats

26.01.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol get him casper

26.01.2026 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1 - The top six seeds in both the Women's and Men's Singles have reached the Quarter-Final at a Grand Slam event for the first time in the Open Era. Wow!

#AusOpen

26.01.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

A good one, too #AusOpen

26.01.2026 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œβ€¦since I’m only playing night matches suddenly…” she’s so salty lolz

26.01.2026 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Iga dropshot!

26.01.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After the triple breadstick in her last match, Iga going for the 6-0 0-6 6-0 this time

26.01.2026 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao that celebration from Inglis after winning one game

26.01.2026 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Iga only serving at 41% ... but winning a higher percentage of points on her second serve

26.01.2026 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well this is true. Probably just reactionary back-in-my-day nonsense

26.01.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fernandez double faults on match point, Kyrgios is done.

26.01.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what the psychology is of former players wanting to make things as miserable as possible for current players. No heat breaks! No bathroom breaks! No MTOs!

26.01.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The influencer added that they felt people would always find negative things to say about "influencing" because it was "a dream job".

"We do f**k all and get paid a shit-ton," they said.

The influencer added that they felt people would always find negative things to say about "influencing" because it was "a dream job". "We do f**k all and get paid a shit-ton," they said.

Interesting article about the AO's increasing use of influencers and how it's changing the tournament www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

26.01.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meanwhile on X

25.01.2026 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's weird, there's just no second tier of players right now

25.01.2026 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bublik yelling at Kasatkina, who has her eyes closed. Speech bubble saying "I am an actual tennis player now!"

Bublik yelling at Kasatkina, who has her eyes closed. Speech bubble saying "I am an actual tennis player now!"

I am not forced to take Bublik seriously quite yet, by the looks of things

25.01.2026 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bumping @benrothenberg.bsky.social and his chat with Learner and coach Michael Chang. Ben asked them both what needed to be done to close the gap between them and Sincaraz? Learner started listing stuff, and then Michael was like wait a minute

25.01.2026 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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