Sorry but no. I get that your life is difficult right now but I don't want to see only dead depressing shit when I open FB. Like there's a limit to that. We got it after the first four posts. Nothing I can so anyway. Not gonna look at this shit anymore.
05.11.2025 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Jeez people stop asking when I will decorate for Christmas. The answer is never. π
02.11.2025 22:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sometimes I post something on FB that annoys me and there's always someone who disagrees with me (within reason or not). When I post something and everyone agrees with me I know it's a true WTF situation. XD
30.10.2025 13:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Not an actual rant but a friend is in hospital again. And I bloody hate it. Like I can't blame anyone but bad luck should following him everywhere he goes. Like fuck this shit. Why can't this happen to bad people for once?
30.10.2025 13:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If you have a kid, make sure everything is 100% about them. Otherwise you have failed at bring a typical parent. Like work Christmas dinner. Obviously, that's about your spoiled brat.
30.10.2025 12:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I should really feel guilty because there are long opening hours in this country. You know, instead if being relieved cause I wouldn't know how to cope otherwise. Cause workers might not be paid enough. I might not be paid enough but why cares...
30.10.2025 12:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh yes, the poor workers who have to work on a Sunday in this country. When it's nice and quiet... I bet they wish they were in Germany where there's a regular run on the shops before a holiday. I bet they really muss that end of the world feeling.
30.10.2025 12:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If your support consists of one syllable replies, I might as well be talking to myself...
28.10.2025 14:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Colleagues not friends". Got it. They won't do me the tiniest favour and don't bother communicating anything with me. Fuck off then.
28.10.2025 11:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I mean just keep throwing food waste in the toilet if you want rats. I'm not arguing with you anymore. Food has no place in the bathroom. End of.
10.10.2025 10:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me not wanting to eat insects is racist. Aha. I thought racist is where you talk badly about other people not where you let others decide what's on your plate.
04.10.2025 20:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kinder in der Wohnung, soweit kommt's noch... wenn jemand seine/n Katze/Hund/Goldfisch/Affen/Pferd mitbringen will, is das ok. π
04.10.2025 13:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me: Can't do Jury Duty cause health issues. Here's a letter from my doctor.
Court person: OK but next time tell your doctor to include how long you will have this health issue for.
New in the UK: doctors who can see into the future
04.10.2025 13:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No, me cancelling Netflix doesn't mean you have to point out that some of the other streaming services are also shit. I want to watch my shows. Leave me alone.
04.10.2025 13:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Just found out by coincidence that a friend has moved to another country. So much for friends....
04.10.2025 13:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me: My grandpa kept talking about the good times he had during WWII. Kinda problematic.
Other person: Be glad he stayed safe and wasn't killed in the war. You might not exist otherwise.
If I didn't exist, I wouldn't have to worry about how problematic this is though... π
04.10.2025 13:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Typ mit nem groΓen Fisch oder Gewehr zum Jagen...
16.08.2025 20:52 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Sonst hΓ€tte ich dir jetzt ne Entschuldigung geschrieben. π
16.08.2025 20:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Endlich Gleichberechtigung!
16.08.2025 20:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sind alle in meiner Wohnung xD
16.08.2025 20:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ich hab keinen Perso mehr. Seit dem *tollen* Brexit kann man den hier in GroΓbritannien auch gleich wegwerfen...
16.08.2025 20:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ist die - gelinde? - dumm? π Und wenn dann mΓΌsste es "die Brand" heiΓen (weil "die Marke"). π Aber ich kann ihr nen Deutschkurs an der Volkshochschule empfehlen.
15.08.2025 21:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If you call someone who grooms and rapes women "decent" - WTF is wrong with you?
15.08.2025 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Nobody gives a shit, got it
13.08.2025 20:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So this American person can't deal with Stilton and then some folks are commenting which other cheeses are "overrated". Bloody Americans with their bloody America cheese. π
10.08.2025 21:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Fuck this age verification bs...
26.07.2025 14:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dwelling on the negative is really healthy. Also maje sure to talk about it on the phone for half on hour in the office to bring everyone else down as well...
25.07.2025 18:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sentence of the day: "Why do you let them bring you down like that?" Idkidk I'm having bad feelings on purpose, of course. Just sitting here wondering what the worst way of reacting would be....
22.07.2025 14:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sure you can ask my why I have certain feelings, with the aim for me to switch them off. Don't expect any further mainingful communication after that, though.
22.07.2025 12:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I know it's wrong for someone of my generation to take any kind of pride in what I do. And when a client says "that's insufficient", I'm supposed to just swallow that and say "it's just work". Well, I can't do that. But what I can do is stop talking about it with anyone from my generation.
22.07.2025 12:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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