@feldfrog.bsky.social
👽🤝🦋🤝🐸 Comedian
I technically have an n-word pass. Not because of the Tourette’s, but because of my good standing with the community
04.10.2025 17:48 — 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Not letting me make a clone army is low key eugenics …
03.10.2025 20:43 — 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My AI girlfriend could beat up your AI girlfriend
01.10.2025 20:34 — 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where I’m from, we have a third thing besides the sun and the moon that comes out at dayight
01.10.2025 04:19 — 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It’s truly so funny that calling yourself a sapiosexual is a stupid thing to do
01.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 52 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0There’s something fascinating about everyone knowing who Charlie Kirk was to begin with. Like okay, we have all seen various debate clips? We all know he did that ? Even Stephen Miller ? Is Stephen Miller watching Jubilee TikTok clips? Flattening of algorithm .
30.09.2025 20:49 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0At The Capital One Cafe, working on my screenplay about a banker who secretly is creative
30.09.2025 19:11 — 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Austin comedy scene asks the question, what if you got 100 Lenny Bruces in the same room for one epic think a thon
30.09.2025 19:08 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank u king
30.09.2025 05:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got a lychee ice cream to see what it taste like. First lick, it tasted like lychee. Im like totally totally totally
24.09.2025 03:44 — 👍 36 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Hill situation in San Francisco is psychotic
24.09.2025 01:22 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
LA !! 💫
14.09.2025 21:55 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1It is my solemn promise to you that I will never commit a logical fallacy
23.09.2025 14:31 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Jim Carrey hacking into a guy’s phone by doing his face
23.09.2025 14:19 — 👍 121 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0Comedy credits: I was the strongest man in the world and then died and was reborn
22.09.2025 14:05 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I swallowed some dice
22.09.2025 13:37 — 👍 88 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0This poop has been formatted to fit your toilet
22.09.2025 13:08 — 👍 53 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I saw the greatest minds of my generation in a big vat labeled ‘mind vat’
22.09.2025 04:13 — 👍 96 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0Organs are that type of shit you need for sure
22.09.2025 00:36 — 👍 133 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 2Aliens are for sure real. There’s like BILLIONS and BILLIONS of people in the world. For sure some of them are aliens in disguise
21.09.2025 19:22 — 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Microphone is a phallic object ,, and the stool is yonic
21.09.2025 14:54 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One perfect mango lassi could cure Nick Fuentes
21.09.2025 01:36 — 👍 49 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1Centrist who is into pseudo science from both sides. “I’m a Pisces and that’s why my skull is shaped like this”
21.09.2025 01:36 — 👍 133 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0Ego is a major element of being regressive. Not wanting to confront that you've been doing harm, or admit that you've been wrong.
Right wing comedians seem to operate with playground level ego. They just don't want to be called 'gay.' Endless bravado and insults, no sensitivity.
Criticism is not censorship. Censorship, interestingly, is tho
18.09.2025 15:16 — 👍 80 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0Nice butt dude. Be a shame if someone crapped it
17.09.2025 20:20 — 👍 80 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0Free Palestine
17.09.2025 18:18 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The only way to stop level five starvation is with a level six dinner
17.09.2025 18:17 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Stop telling me to go on Kill Tony. I’m not an edge lord sycophant
15.09.2025 15:48 — 👍 54 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
