As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want
(Seeing a weird traffic light ) that’s the type of shit that had Geo guessing
The United States is in flailing late stage capitalism, rotting empire, but luckily it is in the early stages of Benny World
Early planes were inspired by birds , and early airports were inspired by bird nests
What if George Bush’s paintings were just like stunning . Like absolute marvels of human creativity .
Gravestones are some pure caveman shit we are still rolling with . Put a big rock with their name on it
A safari is rich people going to see the zoo in person
There’s something sort of beautifully childlike about all global shipping trade being done with equal size colorful rectangle boxes
(At the anarchist bookstore ) do you have Harry Potter monopoly
Baby Seinfeld dating a fetus
I feel as though the GameCube game Mary Kate and Ashley’s Sweet 16 reinforces gender roles
Albany Bison Confuse Syracuse Buffalo
Sure that’s valid. But even not knowing the name, the body movement of a hand clasp that pulls into a hug is deeply intuitive and ancient
I don’t think you need to be cool to know how to hand clasp and hug. I suppose dap has a “cool” culture aesthetic - maybe part of the performative element is people deliberately showing an aversion to trying to look cool
Okay I understand not fully knowing the end finger connection bit. That’s harder to explain without doing it, but you do it once and you should get it forever
It’s a hand clasp with a hug you moron
I keep dapping people and they go Oh I don’t know how to do this . What on earth are you talking about
This is not a well cooked take, but I currently think not knowing how to dap is performative
Live editing my poops by squeezing my hole intermittently
These three hats evolve much like a bug type Pokémon evolution
Grimes is trad futurism
Wikipedia has a page for every type of gambling. Poker, slot machines, horse racing, you name it. They know the history, all the rules, the biggest casinos, even the laws. No wonder they're always asking for money
Commenting on a friend's awkward childhood picture "Trama Plot Vibes"
A ship in harbor is safe. Nice and safe. All snuggled & tucked in <3
Duck penises are like a crazy corkscrew. And duck pussy is apparently really complicated like a labyrinth. That's probably why they like breadcrumbs so much. It’s how the males pull out, they use a trail to find their way back out of the maze
We used to listen to water from the hose
Jim Carrey hacking into a guy’s phone by doing his face
Don’t take comedy seriously dude. All I said was you look like a bloated whale. It’s just a joke. Sure, I’m calling you ugly and fat and I mean it, but it’s just meant for everyone to laugh at you about
It’s just a joke dude. It doesn’t mean anything. Information has no coherent structure . Ideas don’t touch reality
Whenever new knowledge is carved over the architecture of reality, I’m like bro… I was still reading that …
