incorruptible chastity plum

all-timer sqq character moment is when he jumps out that window in jin lan

Meme format with the following text: If nobody got me, I know period cramps Shen Qingqiu got me. Can I get an AMEN?

And I'm back to syncing with Shen Qingqiu tonight.

Decided to colour it !

台湾！！

literallyyy now look what you've done, binghe. you should have just burst into tears that would've won you the argument instantly

Normal

(sy's terminal contrarianism activating inside him like a sleeper cell at the moment someone tells him not to do something): Um Just so you know some of those games have real narrative merit and

this month is 2 years since i shotgunned the whole series in one 24-hour period because i was nervous about landing a lease on an apartment . memories....

scum villain...

you forgot the part about how jin ling thinks jc secretly vapes bc he found a vape hidden in his house once & jc didn't want to tell him it was wwx's old ecig he kept for sentimental reasons so he just sputtered & jl was like wow he's such a hypocrite

FUCK

cursed to never be able to use it for stress relief ever ever even though if anyone in the mdzs cast needs to relax it's him... can't have anything smh

all the juniors do INCLUDING sizhui, who seems like he'd be straightedge but isn't. he's just very chill. the only one who doesn't is actually jin ling because jc told him that it kills you. zhizhen's dad keeps taking his away and he keeps having to get new ones

jiang fengmian and yu ziyuan: yzy has banned it from the house unequivocally and threatened to kick out any of the kids who she ever discovered doing it. both of them secretly do.
wen zhuliu: water pipe.

lxc: doesn't but will take a hit if offered in social settings to be polite
lqr: secretly does cbd but it's LEGAL he has a PRESCRIPTION
song lan: smokes for pain management and sleep aid

xy: yes and does it constantly inside everywhere and especially in jgy's nice new jin car even though it pisses him off extremely
jgy: secret stoner since his taco bell manager days (which he ran like the navy). necessity so he doesn't snap and kill everybody

jc: tried wwx's once at cloud recesses and got so scared and sick

wen qing: has a small tasteful vape but keeps it discreet. told wen ning to never do it so she keeps it a secret from him
wen ning: takes a gazillion hits off wwx's vape constantly. he's like "haha just don't tell your sister (wink)"

nhs: where's my juul.mp3
wwx: "his geek bar is like some flavor called Black Ice or some shit" --my sibling. he's hacked it so it can run fortnite etc etc

who vapes: cql edition brought to you by consensus btwn me and picnic and also my sibling

here's how YOU 🫵 can make me draw whatever porn you want*

In a snowy scene, Shen Qingqiu wears a cloak with a fur collar and holds both of Liu Qingge's hands in his to try to warm them up. Originally posted May 2024.

"Shidi, you should have dressed more warmly. Even your face has turned red!"
liushen for @lomlaling.bsky.social's prompt in the SVSSS Gotcha for Gaza
#SVSSS #人渣反派自救系统

they're really . yeah

<3

"You fear becoming a burden to Cang Qiong Mountain," said Liu Qingge, "but Cang Qiong Mountain fears not your burden." Luo Binghe sneered. "How many unbroken bones do you still have?"

GET HIS ASS!!!

counterpoint: xie lian knows what sexual attraction is since he got sex pollened but hasn't had anyone to talk to about it for 800 years. his fantasies are as weird as hc's but less because he's spent so much time dwelling on them and more because he has zero frame of reference for what's normal.

still crazy how hua cheng talks to e-ming... like that's oomf

tgcf forever goated for "what if your spiritual weapon was like a weird little pet you had"

literally be nice to him....

lrb hualian abstract sexcapades cinematic universe