jr 🌿

I went to a gay thing last night and kissed 4000 men

I witnessed a dazzling meteor and didn’t fully believe that I had until the News said it happened

Cancelled my Age subscription because they were charging me $26 a month and the thing that sent me over the edge was a fucking Chip Le Grand article

I have terrible anxiety at night that stops me sleeping from 2-5am and I’m ready to try whatever it was that killed Heath Ledger

My mum told me a story recently about how she only got one birthday party as a kid, when she was seven, and when the time came for the cake she somehow didn’t get a piece. I’m working on bringing back my dead grandma so I can physically fight her

Thinking about touching the hot stove again, maybe this time will be different

really hate even talking about him at all but I think the entire obscenity would be about 30% less glaringly awful for me if he stopped wearing the stupid fucking red hat while doing president things

Landed a really clever pun in a work teams chat, taking the rest of the day off

Bluesky will not spiritually inherit Twitter if it keeps putting warning labels on quite tame thirsty photos

Who’s here

I have decided that being reserved and ironic on dating apps is out and stating clearly and directly what you want and what is on your mind are in

Did the friendship just die then? It’s such strange behaviour

Experienced a situation the other day where some people I was hanging out with socially made plans amongst each other for something else at another time that didn’t include me right in front of me. A bit of decorum here, please

You go out for a bike ride and the bloomin’ Pope dies

If you ever find me in the bowels of a heavily guarded laboratory, peacefully suspended in a large tube of bubbling liquid, please mind your own business.

It’s hot and windy and everything’s shut and the vibes are simply atrocious today. I cannot be the only one who feels this

RSVPing to a wedding invite with thanks but unfortunately I don’t go to weddings 💝 like I’m a conscientious objector

Imagine being able to have one night out drinking without at some point experiencing a wave of melancholy and leaving without saying anything

decided that whatever’s going on with my super is none of my business ❤️

I need my body to decide between either chronic back pain or psychosis-inducing insomnia because it simply cannot be both

What if, and hear me out, I abandon everything and go live in Iceland

Sometimes I think ACAB style anti-police rhetoric is a bit much and then I have one single interaction with some fuckhead cop and I’m like yeah look I get it

No better feeling on earth than sticking to your guns on an answer at trivia and getting vindicated

Weird part of me is disappointed I missed a destructive Brisbane cyclone by one week

this is what’s going on in my dog’s brain when I take her out on adventures

Sometimes everything feels hard and unbearable but then I go and see Kylie Minogue in Brisbane and have a little breakfast the morning after and I can fully appreciate the life I’ve managed to cobble together

One day I will think of another way to check I’ve buzzed my head evenly but for now my phone will have 40,000 photos like this

Getting blocked on grindr after organising a hookup is honestly the best case scenario because now I’m showered and house is tidy and I get to jerk off and go to sleep

running two laps on a Wednesday morning instead of my usual one has me thinking I could do a half marathon