Got COVID for the first time ever, not a fan.
06.08.2025 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@offset-term.bsky.social
I’m nice now.
Got COVID for the first time ever, not a fan.
06.08.2025 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In need of a haircut probably, she’s gonna hate that so much.
03.08.2025 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
29.07.2025 22:34 — 👍 14903 🔁 2593 💬 182 📌 80throw it throw it throw it throw it throw it throw it
28.07.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My dog needs dog friends.
14.07.2025 02:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pay attention to me.
14.07.2025 00:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A dog and her hog.
03.07.2025 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I never have time to sit on my ass and do nothing, it rules.
02.07.2025 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of my favorite songs has suddenly become apocalyptic open.spotify.com/track/4HA2jo...
22.06.2025 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0* taps sign *
17.06.2025 15:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Current dog status: adorable
11.06.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Governor Haircut redemption tour.
11.06.2025 03:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dog hair stuck in my manicure again, such is life.
08.06.2025 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
05.06.2025 20:24 — 👍 67863 🔁 14905 💬 1663 📌 889I remember the first time my dad asked me to punch him in the face. Me and my 27 brothers (no sisters) and their 26 moms were there with me and dad. All 55 of us were just wrasslin. "Let me have it," dad said. He had been awake since 1991, because of the drugs and blackmail. Weeks later he died.
31.05.2025 00:22 — 👍 10191 🔁 986 💬 328 📌 37Small dog sleeping on dog bed made for much larger dog.
Lazy Sunday even though it’s not a real Sunday.
25.05.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Uppity song for Friday: open.spotify.com/track/6zfVBd...
24.05.2025 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shit’s bleak, here’s a dog.
22.05.2025 18:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t sleep in but my dog does.
19.05.2025 13:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got that sweet, sweet Costco rewards certificate burning a hole in my pocket.
17.05.2025 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This rules, more of this please.
Punk show drowns out Charlie Kirk rally at SF State sfstandard.com/2025/05/06/c...
Any excuse to post a picture of my very cute dog, I will take it.
29.04.2025 16:48 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Genuinely suprised he didn't burst into flames.
26.04.2025 16:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0always remember: not everything is your fault, just the stuff that happened since you were born
22.04.2025 21:53 — 👍 560 🔁 169 💬 7 📌 5This is Darby. Her mom is also a data person.
22.04.2025 15:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not the Easter Bunny.
20.04.2025 12:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!" over and over and over again until I die.
20.01.2025 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Darby <3
13.04.2025 20:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s “owed” crashing the world economy? The fuck he is.
07.04.2025 18:09 — 👍 54 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0