Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) 🐽

good morning, y'all
#sunrise
#surfcitync
#photography

Right?

And Foleys' muffins were legendary.

Not now, Daddy needs to stare at the wall for a while.

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Three people die in ICE detention over 4 days At least 11 detainees have died in ICE custody so far in 2026, according to a Newsweek analysis of detainee death notifications.

www.newsweek.com/three-people...

Me to K (a 😺): "Get off the table, please!"

K (a 😺): "Mrow!"

Me: "And don't talk back!"

K (a 😺): "MROW!"

#Caturday

Paint chips in the skeets and paint chips in the sheets because my bed is where I eat them 😏

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Replacing shit with poop. This should help things.

Sending you love and hugs 😘

I'm so sorry. As someone who receives and is grateful for my husband's part-time caregiving, THANK YOU for everything you do!

If you can possibly get respite care, please do.

Sending all my love!!!

So we went to the mall yesterday to get candy (don't you dare judge me) and some randos who worked there put some Plexaderm-type shit on my face and it took all my wrinkles off and until I washed my face I looked like an actual YOUTH

Now I'm wishing I had a firstborn to sell

*blinks*

That was the 90s?

I thought it was last year

*whispers shamefully*

bus sometimes i really like to be shouty on the internet

Happened to me last week

I took it pretty well

Commander said Trump was ‘anointed by Jesus’ to justify Iran strikes: Complaint Military leader told NCOs that assault on Tehran was ‘all part of God’s divine plan,’ complaint alleges

So this is all fine and completely normal
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

God, I KNOW

The Pierces - You'll Be Mine YouTube video by ThePiercesVEVO

Love these gorgeous hippies
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzv6...

IDC I still love Derek and the Dominoes "Bell Bottom Blues"

Cancel me if you must

what the fuck is anything

🤥 @KristiNoem today: “I didn’t call Alex Pretti a domestic terrorist.”

FLASHBACK: she sure did 👇🏽

It was just a misspoke you guys

(From @atrupar.com )

Benny Blanco?

More like Benny Stanko

I think every restaurant should have hand dollies for its patrons, and strong waitstaff who can push you out to your car when you're too full to walk

‘INSANE!’ Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She ‘Could See’ Trump Using a Manufactured Crisis to Cancel the Midterm Elections Marjorie Taylor Greene responded to alarming conjecture Donald Trump could cite a "national emergency" to cancel the upcoming midterm elections.

Never thought I'd be agreeing with MTG
www.mediaite.com/media/news/i...

Please God...

Now is the time of monsters.

Southern/Midcoast Maine people: now that Foley's is gone, where can a girl get a really good blueberry muffin? 🫐