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I just saw The Substance and I have never admired Demi Moore

20.11.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2020's Emma was like being waterboarded, beautifully, elegantly

20.11.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*HUGS*

19.11.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi Jarrod! Missed you too!!! ๐Ÿฅฐ

19.11.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you

19.11.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 645    ๐Ÿ” 234    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Thank you. So are you.

19.11.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜Š

19.11.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But Your Honor, I've been violating discovery rules ever since I was little and used to snoop for Christmas presents

16.12.2024 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't hate anyone

i am a simple country lawyer

19.11.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lana Del Rey - Body Electric - Live - Berlin - 20.06.2014
YouTube video by HimbeerStoni Lana Del Rey - Body Electric - Live - Berlin - 20.06.2014

live performances do not get better than this www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWcr...

19.11.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'll grind my teeth to make my bread

19.11.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lenox

Lenox

Going to stay in the Lenox and get high as shit at Christmastide

19.11.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i read this as "lawyer tired of showering" and honestly?

same

19.11.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Balancing act

01.11.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Helen Oyeyemi

19.11.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not new BUT

"White is for Witching" by Hele Oyeyemi

(Bonus rec: "Grotesque" by Natsuo Kirino)

19.11.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as someone whose online nickame is "Piggy"

um, hi

wut up homies

let's overthrow the government

19.11.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuckin bored

AMA i guess

19.11.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know excactly two (2) Billie Eilish songs

Bus she seems like a beautiful soul

19.11.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lana Del Rey - Chemtrails Over The Country Club (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by LanaDelReyVEVO Lana Del Rey - Chemtrails Over The Country Club (Official Music Video)

PERFECTION
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBHi...

19.11.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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not beating the allegations

18.11.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2770    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 120    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
LANA DEL RAY/REY: MERMAID MOTEL (VIDEO)
YouTube video by BlackBeauty LANA DEL RAY/REY: MERMAID MOTEL (VIDEO)

Weird and wonderful
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXcM...

19.11.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

West Coast and Video Games

She also loves Henry, Come On

19.11.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i just called her "Olivia Floozy" and i refuse to be ashamed

19.11.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Lana Del Rey - West Coast (Official Audio)
YouTube video by LanaDelReyVEVO Lana Del Rey - West Coast (Official Audio)

i just made one of my best friends a Lana fan and i refuse to be sorry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Sq...

19.11.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was meant to be a reply to someone

I'm so bad at everything

18.11.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Three of my relatives (2 uncles and my dad) did FB tributes in honor of Neil Young's 80th birthday, and this should tell you a lot about my family

(Namely, that they are delightful)

18.11.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bartender's Blues
YouTube video by James Taylor - Topic Bartender's Blues

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEkf...

18.11.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Testy Trump Lashes Out at Female Reporter Asking About Epstein: โ€˜Quiet Piggy!โ€™ The outburst capped several days of testy exchanges over the Epstein files.

President Donald Trump snapped, โ€œQuiet, piggy!โ€ at a female reporter who attempted to ask about the Jeffrey Epstein files during a gaggle aboard Air Force One.

18.11.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

If youโ€™re a weird old man in line to have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi STAY IN LINE

18.11.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 972    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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