Justin

(bleach can be tough but I'm still into it? or willing to look past it at least)

sometimes balding frumpy uglies are hot to me ok I don't make the rules idk

do you ever eat your candy too fast so your tummy gets upset, so you need a big bowl of clam chowder to settle your stomach

I'm so addicted to fairlife shakes they could get me to do anything they want at this point

I will never not chuckle when I see the hey handsome machine gun meme

why did this autocorrect Chinese to Spanish?

No, it’s not. This is America, you sack of shit.

it's impossible for brazy to speak Spanish in a song without me becoming obsessed with it

okay these juicy booty girls were doing some crazy things on the sus machine I'm taking notes ab to be so donked up this winter

The traditional dating paradigm is scuffed it's really a million times better to have sex before dinner =\

I don't need your sympathy
There's nothing you can say or do for me

it's astonishing the amount of cat hair I eat in a day, but it's okay cause almost 100% of my dietary fiber comes from cat hair

straight bars are obsessed with playing 20 seconds of a song

My sister is the only girl I know who would pee in the Barbary mix toilets haha

I generally don't like wearing shoes but I'm really glad that I'm wearing shoes at the u bar urinal

prove him wait ok we can't even say that nymor prob oknvm

I will say from inside the porta potty the planes coming this close sounds really scary. like when am I going to get hit, transcendental plan

pull up a chair cause I know you can't stand, me

Time is money, mine ain't cheap
It's just not that deep to me
But maybe it is to you
'Cause you were obsessed with my whole crew
And you got some narcissistic views
And I got some hot girl shit to do

Davis has been married four times to three husbands. 181[197) The first three marriages ended in divorce in 1994, 2006, and 2008. Davis has two daughters from her first marriage and twins, a son and another daughter, who were born five months after her divorce from her first husband. [citation needed! Her third husband is the biological father of the twins, the children being conceived while Davis was still married to her first husband. The twins were adopted by Davis's current husband, Joe Davis, who was also her second husband; the couple initially divorced in 2006 but later remarried. 161|591

The chutzpah of saying you’re defending the sanctity of marriage when you have a biography like this.

precum Ayesha Erotica · Album · 2025 · 8 songs

open.spotify.com/album/7fGPEe...

streaming precum all day

a girl just got off my Peter Pan bus and then was picked up by a professional driver in a suite and tie who was waiting, I'm so curious ab her

I LOVE 100 gecs

@rhinojawn.bsky.social 👀

60 years ago, the Voting Rights Act was signed into law. But today, it is under threat across our nation. As Republicans and far-right courts attempt to turn back the clock, we must not stop fighting to deliver on its promise. It’s time we pass the John Lewis Voting Rights Act.

Nathan J Robinson @NathanJ Robinson one of the things I don't understand about redistricting is: Okay, so the right "rigs" districts. But why don't you just try to persuade the voters in those districts to vote for you? If Democrats had a winning message no amount of gerrymandering could stop them. 12:59 PM • 8/6/25

Actually impressive to have spent this much time and energy writing about politics and still be this stupid

tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag

someone st*mulated my pr0state for the first time in forever ln and it felt CRAZY, maybe bottoms are onto something 🤔

I miss Mr Rodgers every day