Kris Morris

Kris Morris

@krismorris.bsky.social

twitchy eyed machete wielding over caffeinated keyboard warrior from the YEG Definitely not in to personality cults of any kind. Not even my own.

807 Followers 2,080 Following 2,624 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 days ago

At a rapid pace. Any day could be the day. I’m thinking in terms of weeks, not even months.

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2 days ago

Imagine the reaction in the US if ~175 schoolgirls had been killed by a targeted Iranian missile. (Or anyone's missile.)

This is an atrocity.

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2 days ago

So I’m clear

3 countries, all whose government’s are propped up by religious fervor & impotent rage, are converging on each other with Putin stirring

But the End Times are coming because I’m sharing a bathroom with someone whose mom accidentally named her Steve at birth.

Have I got that right?

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3 days ago
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Everything Trump Touches Dies Goes Global When I tell you that everything Trump touches dies, some of you still try to find exceptions.

👊🏻🇺🇸🔥

open.substack.com/pub/therickw...

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3 days ago
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UNLOCKED | Carney should have consulted Grit caucus before supporting U.S.-Israeli strikes on Iran, say some Liberal MPs: ‘what the hell’

By @abbas_rana1 #cdnpoli

www.hilltimes.com/story/2026/0...

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3 days ago
Jason Kenney:
To those who imagine that a separation referendum will increase Alberta’s leverage in Ottawa: in fact you’re just going to end up electing more Liberal MPs in Alberta.

The vast majority of Albertans want us to lead Canada, not leave it. Dividing Albertans weakens our province.

Quoting David Coletto: 
The independence debate may be reshaping federal politics in Alberta.

• 79% of strong independence supporters back the Conservatives federally
• 56% of strong independence opponents back the Liberals

Opposition to independence appears to be consolidating support behind the Liberals.

Details:

Jason Kenney, who courted separatists to try and increase his leverage against Ottawa by lighting a fire and then pouring a glass of water on it to make himself look like a hero, is now saying that it's a bad plan that will only elect more Liberals.
Zeus wept, this man has zero self-awareness.

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3 days ago

Alberta - Federal Government Approval:

Approve: 41%
Disapprove: 38%
Net: +3%

Abacus / Feb 25, 2026 / n=1000 / Online

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3 days ago

Alberta - Leader Net-Favourables:

Carney: +3%
Poilievre: +3%
Trump: -57%

Abacus / Feb 25, 2026 / n=1000 / Online

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3 days ago
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Something is consistently happening in Alberta right now

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3 days ago

I had to delete my post with my chocolate dipped in peanut butter because all of you are PERVERTS!

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3 days ago
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Well, this aged exactly how I was afraid it would

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3 days ago

BUILD RENEWABLE ENERGY.

Then you won't need Fossil Fuel or fuel at all.

It's stone age technology, burning stuff.

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3 days ago
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

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3 days ago

Yup. Gone & done it - ate too much chowder. Ooof.

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4 days ago

If Amery writes the question, then it is no longer a citizen-initiated referendum, but a government sponsored one. Is Smith saying that the government is going to propose a government sponsored referendum on separation? Shouldn't she call an election over this?

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4 days ago

I want an opossum.

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4 days ago

This is no different from Putin saying MH17 was shot down by Ukraine or Assad saying rebels gassed themselves.

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4 days ago
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BYD just killed your EV argument with a battery that competes with gas engines The Chinese carmaker's new batteries feature a 5-minute charge and 621-mile range, plus a 620,000-mile lifespan and lower prices.

It feels like we get new announcements like this -- more range, more speed, more features, and lower costs -- every few weeks from EV makers.

From conventional automakers? Crickets.

www.fastcompany.com/91503415/byd...

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4 days ago
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Health experts say dual practice will backfire, Smith says 'they're wrong' - Medicine Hat News zmason@medicinehatnews.com Health and labour groups from across the country signed an open letter this week asking the federal government to intervene in Alberta’s plan to adopt a dual-practice health...

I have little faith that the Feds will help, wondering if they can help?

"Health and labour groups from across the country signed an open letter this week asking the federal government to intervene in Alberta’s plan to adopt a dual-practice health-care system."

medicinehatnews.com/news/local-n...

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4 days ago
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Scene from Hungary tonight as crowds rally against the Russian-backed Orban regime.

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4 days ago

“honoured” is a strange way to say “disgraced with his presence as a peodophile”

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4 days ago

“Misplaced”? Hahahahahahshahahaha

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4 days ago

#TeamBloodClot

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4 days ago

Fuck you.

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4 days ago

Maybe next time I open this app I’ll get the good news. Imagine!

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(Models Available For Subscribers)

Alberta Federal Polling:

CPC: 51% (-13)
LPC: 36% (+8)
NDP: 7% (+1)
PPC: 2% (+1)
GPC: 1% (+1)
Others: 2%

Abacus / Feb 25, 2026 / n=1000 / Online

(% Change w 2025 Federal Election)

Visit @338canada.bsky.social for polling details: 338canada.com

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4 days ago

He’ll be dead before we get the chance.

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4 days ago

The one legacy Trump will have in history is the day after his death will be known as the Worldwide Hangover.

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4 days ago

They probably show Trump raping an underage alien like the other files he’s hiding.

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5 days ago

EFRS is on scene of a residential structure fire near Calderon Crescent, upon arriving on scene, fire crews reported visible flames coming from a single family home. #yeg #yegfire

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