Hank

love asking myself "will i play a game that needs vanguard this power cycle" every time i turn my pc on

at gork photorealistic Mika with his chunkers out for harambe

Average interaction I see on this app:
Obvious meme account posts obvious joke about a game
Older person replies "What the heck? Is this real?"
Everyone here is either a 50+ political activist or a gay gamer furry, 10/10 wouldn't get these interactions anywhere else

-CARE. only reason id pick up a tekken collab is because its canonically hilarious to put Kazuya in the jays.

anyway ill still keep fortnite installed to play with friends because 4 idiots spamming emotes as superheroes and shonen protags outweighs the poor game balance

-not giving them anymore fucking money until either OG season 8 or Tekken skins, or Tyler the Creator icon skin, whichever happens first. i got sub zero while my crew was active in the first week(?) of the season and i dont care about the og pass, i dont care about Espresso White Woman™, I DONT...

-frying me with the most overpowered AR in existence which epic LEFT IN and even MADE AN EXOTIC VERSION OF THAT AMPS FIRE RATE. im ending 2 here i might side rant idk but anyway

3. Fortnite is so predatory on IPs and other bullshit to make money and yes goku griddy will always be funny but im...

-outdamages shotguns. i guess i should have made #2 "the meta fucking sucks" but im not rewriting this shit, flow of consciousness or whatever idfk. and yes the meta sucked in apex too when i left it like 2 years ago and it probably sucks now, but i at least dont have to worry about someone...

-fortnite has evolved this past chapter more than ever towards a shotgun, an assault rifle and whatever fucking bullshit they add thats just a reskin of the typhoon blade. cause epic thinks its a good idea to have a 90 dAMage attack that also knocks back, as well as a lock on melee that...

cont. -which cannot compare in the slightest to a source game. Apex will forever be smoother and more satisifyingh than any other BR becuase of its fucking GENES.

2. Marksman rifles are actually good in apex, or at least worth it. In fornite they jsut arent, they fucking suck. the meta in...

angry gamer rant!!
tldr:fuck capitalism

past couple days ive been playing Fortnite BR and Reload as well as Fortnite ballistic and Fragpunk. Cant believe im saying it but i might fucking reinstall apex legends because
1 fortnite cant have good movement, it physically cant. its made in unreal...

WOOO YAY I LOVE LAUNCHING 20 YR OLD GAMES FOR IT TO STALL FOR 3 MINUTES AND CHANGE MY ENTIRE SCREEN RESOLUTION THEN I HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND WAIT ANOTHER 3 MINUTES

what the fuck does lava chicken mean

so true🙏🙌

Lol

With the help of some much smarter people on r/guiltygear I figured out a neat Potemkin combo that uses Kara Giganter #guiltygear #ggst

Was looking in my notebook from when I was like 14, thanks younger me

you need to follow the librarian

I AM AN AVATAR OF LUCK, WILLPOWER INCARNATE, THE MASTER OF ODDS, A GAMBLER, A FOOL, AND A WINNER

New current shows/games post :3

Oshi no ko
Frieren

Tekken 8
Guilty Gear accent core
Strive
Jojo ASBR

bought balatro on steam purely to play with mods since i have it on switch, pleasantly surprised myself by winning the tutorial

Tom Jones if he loved bush:
"You can leave your hair on"

GO BIIIIRRRRRDSS

im gonna crash out

fortnite
some guy with master chief throws 2 homing projectiles at me that are physically impossible to dodge
i somehow kill him and im at 20 hp
king kong pulls up in an urus, hits me with a shotgun
die
gets back in his car
Ballin' is on the radio
fuck my stupid chungus life

uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

i am on a fortnite festival leaderboard, my life has peaked

amazon actually using ai in a helpful and meaningful manner and not as a shitty cashgrab like every other company feels compelled to do? incredible

cont. when i initially swapped from windows 10 to 11 it DID fix like 5 major problems that were causing bsods but it seems like its also caused constant, tiny issues, whether they be driver errors or just QoL settings that were in 10 and now just dont exist