Chris Wright

Facebook underwear ads out here trying to protect and cradle my genitals like we didn't build a whole oppressive economic and sociocultural system to ensure my dick would be safe from harm and minor inconveniences forever and always.

- Ventrue proto-technofascist?

- Gangrel Filth Prophet with an army of vermin?

- Toreador 'contractor' with a flair for Hannibal-esque displays?

The hits keep coming.

it's crazy how much more time you can spend at the character creation screen in real life. We're starting up a Vampire campaign and I've churned out 3 perfectly excellent characters and I'm still not satisfied. Every moment becomes "Ohhhh that'd be COOL".

People will pooh-pooh parasocial relationships with podcasters, content creators, and other folks, but see the same dog at the coffee shop every other day and act like they're secret best friends and you're not just some weird human who starts squealing and waving their arms every time you see them.

Even with zero chance of encountering him due to the great community I've cobbled together on my feed, blocking JD Vance was a cathartic experience I recommend to everyone.

I'm very excited to dig into the Boston Corbett episode today. You can tell they're just DYING to get to the part about the scissors.

Me: Maybe I'm jumping the gun getting an ADHD assessment?

Also Me: *can't focus unless I have background noise* *then I am hyperfocused* *clean but disorganized environment* *depression, both seasonal and unseasoned*

Me: ...or not.

Oh god,I HOPE so! 😍😍😍

Our senior cat says 'no thank you', so for now I just have to lose my mind at every single dog I see. I looked up from this message to squeal at a very handsome bulldog just now.

But does she love the drone, or the civilian intelligence contractor BEHIND the drone? There's levels here!

Y'all, I want a dog so bad it makes me hysterical in a way that only children and male heads of state and industry are allowed to be.

S*M*A*S*H!! I'm dead 😆

YEG I am calling y'all out. Nobody in this airport knows how to act.

Embarrassing yourself in front of Germany is getting to be as American as apple pie and ignoring mounds of dead children.

this body is a machine that turns convention-goers into NECROMANCERS.

If another TTRPG dude gives me the tight arm-cross like I'm trying to fuck his girlfriend I swear to God I'm going to lose my mind.

Some of us are just trying to fill time until we go home to our friends and family. I am literally the only person truly interested in your campaign setting right now.

Seriously. Go Oilers.

That shit was fuego.

It's really unfair for sports media to interview these dudes who are positively riddled with stimulants about what helped them win when cocaine and amphetamines did some of the lift.

Speaking for myself, I'd probably fuck it up and just end up admitting to illegal shit I didn't have to.

Go Oilers.

Touch down in Edmonton. Immediately assailed by the smell of everything on fire. Should be fine.

The saga of Chris vs. Barad-Dur LEGO has reached a small plateau of safety - I bought the much cheaper and smaller Bridge of Khazad-Dum book nook set. Like Durin's Bane before that fool of a Took stirred shit up, the beast rests...for now.

LET'S GOOOOOOO

Y'all remember that chick who used to wear a bullet necklace on Fox News? I remember thinking shit couldn't get dumber then. Now I'd kill to see some halfwit in ordnance jewelry talking bullshit.

Every day is a choice: do I buy the Barad-Dûr LEGO set or don't I? Every day since it came out has been a defiant 'Not today' uttered in defiance of a cruel and callous God.

But it looks so COOOL!!!

So, have you picked out the ditty you ghouls are going to dance on his grave to? NYT is so craven they'd rather unpack a dying ex-president's failures than a living, current one's.

Y'all can just put down all that water you're carrying for 45/7 any day now.

two women are sitting next to each other and one of them is pointing at the camera . ALT: two women are sitting next to each other and one of them is pointing at the camera .

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

I love death metal. "This next song is about being fucking trampled to death".

Carney Sits Quietly Like a Good Boy CANADALAND · Episode

I didn't vote for him, and he hasn't been scrutinized nearly enough, but calling this @canadaland.com episode uncharitable towards Carney's Trump, um, audience, is an understatement.

BUT, there's a lot of good discussion of what exactly we expect the PM to be during DJT2.0 - well worth the listen!

Yep

I have played this game and it's friggin' hilarious. There's great bones for narrative-focused and character-driven farces and social dramas. As I get less and less into tactical combat and monster battles, being a rakish squirrel on a quest to bake a real good cake is about as fun as it gets.

Just be me sitting here roasting a blunt and listening to Frank Zappa while planning a trip to the canyons of Utah realizing none of this would be possible without my 10th grade music teacher.