Marjorie Taylor Greene is and always will be a cunt and any right wing extremist violence coming her way will be of her own making.

how is it that what feels like the last sip of a Starbucks coffee is actually always like 3 sips?

#philosophy

I think my favorite part of Curb Your Enthusiasm is Larry's pointless office

“On the occasion of Elon Musk pretending that he reads books” lmao 👍

If anyone needs a good cry:

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Well this is certainly Florida behavior.

There need to be Nuremburg trials for the entire Republican party once this is all behind us

Trump blowing Bill Clinton wasn’t expected news when I woke up this morning but I’m here for it anyways

Hot (medium?) take: Republicans won't even care. Because they are awful, mindless people who will believe whatever Fox News tell them to believe.

Imagine going out on the course with your buddies and they see you just slathering your driver up with this shit on the first tee box

LinkedIn is the weirdest place on the internet. Looking at a dude I used to get wasted with in high school posting "so happy to talk to you about real estate tax today!"

Gonna be lit when @aoc.bsky.social puts Schumer in a body bag and takes his seat. Sooner rather than later, please.

Fun game: Ask your wife to name 5 Romans. Mine got to 5 by the skin of her teeth.

Ms. Rachel can cover it up all she wants but we all know she’s got a fantastic ass under those overalls

The fact that Jesse Welles exists gives me hope.

The biggest threat to society are the mother fuckers who meander aimlessly around Costco

Just finished Andor and WHAT DO YOU MEAN there will be no season 3!?!?!?

I have friends everywhere

dead on

This is excellent. And sad.

You know what weirds me out? Dance as an art form. Theatrical dance. Ballet. Never understood it, still don’t.

Shoutout to the dems for holding strong in this shutdown. It’s easy to rip on them but they clearly learned from last time.

Mark me down for on a bike and horny

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Watching Zohran take NYC, soon the White House

This guy is the biggest crook I've ever seen.

You know who needs to hang it up? Fuckin Bill Maher.

Next morning takes: BRUTAL loss for the Jays. I’m a Sox fan who doesn’t care about the Jays 99% of the time, but that was painful even for me. super rough. And the Dodgers… ugh. Not a real team, just a shit ton of money. Proves that any owner can buy a World Series, 2x over. Soulless franchise.

Fuckin dodgers. Ugh.

Trump is bad and all, but have you ever had to sit through 30 minutes of Bounce Patrol with your toddler?

All of this is so pathetic. This country is a disaster.

Vlad Jr. is a certified killer out there. Dude has been cool as a cucumber this entire post season, calmly chocking up an OBP of 2000% or whatever he’s at. Certified killer.