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Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

Insane that I have the ick for an entire men’s hockey team at once.

This guy sucks.

we didn't deserve Heated Rivalry. Canada should take it back.

who'd he get this time?

thinkin bout Shadowheart 🖤

Couples crafting workshop: I Just Dyed In Your Arms

i can’t just follow people back all willy-nilly i have to see our moots, check out your tl, fly a drone over your house to make sure you’re utilizing indigenous plants in your landscaping so as not to waste precious water resources

the real housewives of twin peaks

Just a reminder while this is a victory, it's not over yet until Discord completely gives up on the age verification nonsense. Don't resubcribe to Nitro immediately.

Plan for ICE detention center in Merrimack has been scrapped, governor says After two months of speculation, protests and public debate, the Department of Homeland Security is moving on from plans for an immigrant detention facility in Merrimack, WMUR was first to report on T...

FUCK YEA

Can't decide what to read?

You could read the IDW Turtles in Return to New York,

#2003TMNT in the 40th Anniversary Comics Celebration, #RiseoftheTMNT with Art of Rise of the TMNT...

Or get them all in #BattleNexus!

#TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles: Battle Nexus #5 is at LCS!

every time i read the news i think what if you freaks got a hobby or something

Finally, we’re gonna learn was Jesse Singal has to say about youth trans care. I was worried he’d never get to say his piece in a public forum

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...

Always relevant.

DO NOT watch the SOTU.

Just don't. No reason to. "Resist," but for real for once.

this.

“The late 90s” - sounds familiar and pleasant, recent history we can all remember

“When Craig Kilborn was the host of the Daily Show” - a personal attack on me specifically

edited northernlion thumbnail about me i seek a large breakfast i find some italian guy going "its a me, mar-eat-o" eating all the sausages and croissants *northernlion looks to be in pain or some shit*

waking up 90 minutes before your alarm should be illegal

i turned ok, for someone who has paid for a horse chiropractor

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.

Birth of a legend.

when they fearmonger about hormone blockers, when they fearmonger about obesity epidemics, they want you to want a world without trans people and fat people.

a selfie of me sitting on my bed. I'm wearing white bloomers with fishnets and white socks and a pink crop top. I'm holding a pink fox tail in my hand with matching pink ears.

pet girl in her human form ⋆˚🐾˖°

Happy Twin Peaks day to those who celebrate.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=khgX...

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head