BD Alexander

BD Alexander

@bdalexander.bsky.social

Physical chemist without portfolio. Carrying out missionary work at a university in the south-east of the UK. May contain strong language and sarcasm.

364 Followers 489 Following 501 Posts Joined Sep 2023
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Native British Animals you say?

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Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/learn-2 #smbc

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A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

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Meme mashup of The Shining and Talking Heads

Wendy looks in horror at a typewritten page that reads

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was

While Jack wears David Byrne’s Big Suit
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Accidental Aardman.

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screenshot from Pokemon Sword/Shield or Violet of the Pokedex entry for Miltank, a pink cow pokemon.  There are 4 moves listed: 

Lump, a normal type move.
Lump Handle, normal.
Prongler, ground.
Saw, electric.

cow tools are always super effective!

another great submission by @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social

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#ChemSky

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John Prine- "Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore"- The Singing Mailman Delivers YouTube video by John Prine

But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.

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If you can have Dragonite dancing to Enya, then you should be able to have Farfetch’d smacking his leek to Bowie’s hand-to-the-ground mime in Fashion.

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One for the chemists.

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It’s not wrong…

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Secret tools of the common crow

Secret tools of the common crow

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Chanced upon this thread of people shaming their dramatic pets. Much amusement, more so due to the fact that so many people mistook the bun in the OP for a cat. Full disclosure…I thought it was a guinea pig…

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@sesmith.lol I just feel like you need to see this.

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Backs up my long held disdain for calling Liverpool and Manchester “the North”. They are barely even the midlands…

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Good to see Phil Noble getting proper credit for his masterpiece

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As a Dundee United fan, I had just assumed that Mark Birighitti was back playing televised matches.

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Captain Dan, beautifully on brand and effective as always.

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Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP

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Whoever is designing Bowie’s album covers seems to be running out of ideas.

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The Broomway is pretty notorious already. The photos in the reply show just how dumb this was.

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Aberdeen finally sees sunshine for first time since 21 January The last reported sunshine had been on 21 January - the longest sunless period since records began in 1957.

People think I make it up about the weather in Aberdeen. Perpetual cloud cover and granite buildings. You’re never sure where the ground stops and the sky starts: permaglaucoma. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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We would not be allowed to do that in the UK, and I get why. May I suggest “and I will use the difference…for your mark.”?

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1 month ago

> ASK NAME OF WOMAN

Dame Jocelyn Bell Burnell, and you are out of your depth

> STATE COMMENT NOT A QUESTION

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We are, indeed, a multi-university. Teaching in the multiverse. And as the climax to Thor: The Dark World was filmed where that photo in the link below is from, I am MCU canon.

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But we all know that the true “post a banner that is not in English” is Adriano Celentano, if not for the choreography as much as the song.

youtu.be/foU3Tgg7VJI

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We are back at “post a banger that isn’t in English” again. Does this count?

youtu.be/SnPPwBIAenw

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Niche humour - and I’m totally here for it!😉
@danherb10.bsky.social @theduncanmackay.bsky.social @durotrigesdig.bsky.social @drtobydriver.bsky.social

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