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YouTube video by John Prine John Prine- "Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore"- The Singing Mailman Delivers

But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.

If you can have Dragonite dancing to Enya, then you should be able to have Farfetch’d smacking his leek to Bowie’s hand-to-the-ground mime in Fashion.

One for the chemists.

It’s not wrong…

Secret tools of the common crow

Secret tools of the common crow

Chanced upon this thread of people shaming their dramatic pets. Much amusement, more so due to the fact that so many people mistook the bun in the OP for a cat. Full disclosure…I thought it was a guinea pig…

@sesmith.lol I just feel like you need to see this.

Backs up my long held disdain for calling Liverpool and Manchester “the North”. They are barely even the midlands…

Good to see Phil Noble getting proper credit for his masterpiece

As a Dundee United fan, I had just assumed that Mark Birighitti was back playing televised matches.

Captain Dan, beautifully on brand and effective as always.

Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP

Whoever is designing Bowie’s album covers seems to be running out of ideas.

The Broomway is pretty notorious already. The photos in the reply show just how dumb this was.

Aberdeen finally sees sunshine for first time since 21 January The last reported sunshine had been on 21 January - the longest sunless period since records began in 1957.

People think I make it up about the weather in Aberdeen. Perpetual cloud cover and granite buildings. You’re never sure where the ground stops and the sky starts: permaglaucoma. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

We would not be allowed to do that in the UK, and I get why. May I suggest “and I will use the difference…for your mark.”?

> ASK NAME OF WOMAN

Dame Jocelyn Bell Burnell, and you are out of your depth

> STATE COMMENT NOT A QUESTION

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We are, indeed, a multi-university. Teaching in the multiverse. And as the climax to Thor: The Dark World was filmed where that photo in the link below is from, I am MCU canon.

But we all know that the true “post a banner that is not in English” is Adriano Celentano, if not for the choreography as much as the song.

youtu.be/foU3Tgg7VJI

We are back at “post a banger that isn’t in English” again. Does this count?

youtu.be/SnPPwBIAenw

Niche humour - and I’m totally here for it!😉
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HMS Puny corn

10) Receive email with customer satisfaction survey from $LOCALESTATESCONTRACTOR

5) Form a task and finish group
6) Report to various subcommittees that you have done this.
7) Raise ticket for reactive internal maintenance to $LOCALESTATESCONTRACTOR
8) Get email from $LOCALESTATESCONTRACTOR to say that the fire “has been resolved”
9) Watch building burn.

Fluid beef? “Cow pools” was right there, although admittedly that would imply a certain lack of sophistication.

Holy curse. What’s it going to do, insert a section of mock George RR Martin in excel halfway through a piss poor IR spectrum?

he always had trouble with anti-virus measures