Miles T.F. Baxxter

Where's category: David Cage.

It's practically the Aristotelian mean.

I am taking the brave stance that access to emergency services, in an emergency, should not be a premium subscriber exclusive feature.

Let them be happy 🕷️💞🕷️

My most interesting official My Little Pony item is probably this. An illustrated story by a Finnish writer that was (AFAIK) never published outside of Finland, where Spike transforms into a pony.

The artist behind these has been doing this longer than most of us and we are so lucky to be able to enjoy the breadth of her work. She needs heart surgery and could really use community support atm

www.patreon.com/TerrieSmith

Like most people, I have two good movie ideas I will never see realized.

Perfectly normal news in our weird timeline.

Looking at customer reviews for ethernet cables on Aliexpress, when suddenly a (presumably) New York Sour cocktail. 🥂

We can no longer refer to partners as "babe" or "baby" as that denotes both a familial and underage relation.

Paws crossed for DAB+.

The size difference on some footage from HD to 4K Prores feels silly.

1.2 MB vs. 446 MB. That's a file size increase of 37066%.

Yes the 4K looks better, but it doesn't look 37066% better (IMO).

KEEP DRAWING!

From @acablart on Twitter: "november sucks. cant shave cant nut and you have to write a 50k word novel

Elio is the best Disney/Pixar movie since Zootopia. #HotTake

When a point-and-click adventure game does an action scene. Felt so bad for the wolf. 😢

From Black Mirror (2003).

The joy of modern men's fashion. A rainbow of beige and grey. 🌧️

From NRK, the Norwegian state-run broadcasting company, in tune with our dystopian zeitgeist:

"1 in 3 have experienced an existential crisis: Why it can be good for you"

Jacky / Yakki Warner?

SO WE ALL KNOW WHAT PUP PLAY IS, BUT WHAT ABOUT CAT PLAY? WHERE INSTEAD OF GIVING ORDERS AND TESTING YOUR SUB'S OBEDIENCE, YOU GIVE ORDERS AND THEY ARE ALL IGNORED BEFORE THEY CLIMB ONTO YOUR DESK AND KNOCK YOUR COMPUTER OFF ONTO THE GROUND BEFORE THROWING UP IN THE LIVING ROOM

"It means no data... for the rest of your days." 🙀

... so maybe HakunaMatataData. 🤔

Should I call my NAS...

HakunaMadata or NASquestria? 🤔

So far there have been zero trans women reported as having visited epsteins pedo island. But lots of people who want you to think trans women are threats to children seemed to have gone there at some point.

Curious...

... okay, guess I'll skip on this one.

Every time I draw cartoon characters punching each other’s lights out, I’m actually encouraging and also literally doing violence. If I draw the Baba Yaga eating a baby, I’m literally advocating cannibalism and also doing meal-planning. Were Bluesky’s guidelines written by twelve-year-olds?

I have a mouth and ice cream

When I buy myself a little treat in this dystopian hellscape

Did a double take at suddenly hearing "notices bulges owo what's this" solemnly recited during a press conference.

Followed by "if you read this you are gay LMAO".

This is a weird timeline.

To other journalists investigating Tyler Robinson and the meaning of "Notices your bulge, OwO what's this" -

I'm a journalist specializing in expertise in the furry community. If you would like me to provide professional comment for your stories regarding the meaning of this, my email is in my bio