"hey girl are you the strait of hormuz cuz you make me wanna drop some mines in you and wreck my livelihood" and other topically relevant pick up lines with a high likelihood of arrest
Many tidings on this blessed Mario Day ⭐ #marioday
Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square
you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked
Ghost pepper sauce I got from the internet all dried up because it’s been a minute. I added in some water, shook it around. Caused the contents of the entire bottle to pour into my beans and rice. The resulting “hot rice” is actively painful to consume and may be the worst thing I have ever eaten.
shuckle girl :)
#pokemon #shuckle
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
Bolton’s mustache is clearly a war crime of some sort.
Mwah 💋
Current houseguest
Published a lightly commentated version of my FFT-influenced clock system (which I've been using for music visuals in OBS) onto Shadertoy (since I want to get into the habit of sharing with the community more).
(music is 'Level 6 (CPU choke dub) (2023)' by Datassette)
www.shadertoy.com/view/fcf3WM
they’re just begging for a car chase
our gardening company is hiring for the season so if there's anyone in the twin cities looking for a job who'd like to dig in dirt and touch plants for 10 hours a day, hit me up
decent pay. good enthusiastic people. i'm not the only trans person. this is the only kind of bathroom we have
Yeah was gonna say that they’re on tumblr and not that representative of the general population when they have usernames like “pluribussy”.
Misread that as Waffle House banning him specifically from their restaurants. Banning campaigns, large groups etc make sense but it kind of implied he did something much more impressive as far as crimes go to get specifically banned from Waffle House and not be in prison.
My crank opinion is that orthodonture is frequently medically necessary and a huge portion of “cosmetic” surgeries are too.
The data from your Meta Ray Bans is used to train Meta's AI, which most people don't understand means that humans are looking at the most intimate details of their lives. www.svd.se/a/K8nrV4/met...
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
bro is oriented to person, place, and time
"Francis Fukuyama has a TikTok account" sounds like a Saturday Night Live bit. Come on, man.
I am mostly just shocked that they already had something worse than "joining the war on cancer on the side of cancer" in their portfolio.
The company behind that has also done PR on behalf of the House of Saud justifying public executions. That new ad is terrible, has no redeeming social value etc but shockingly manages to be less ghoulish. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publicis
it’s gritney bitch
What a time to be alive
We’re going to end up in some stupid Tom Clancy scenario where it turned out Hezbollah had drone swarms in the Caribbean that it‘ll launch at Mar A Lago
