Golden Gilmore Gossip Girl

The higher power of the realm going "Whatever you say, beautiful" is so funny.

* hits blunt* All these bad plastic surgeries are done to condition us into not being alarmed when skin walkers who look like uncanny valley walk amongst us

#Khemjira #KhemjiraTheSeries is like constant final destination trying to take Khem out

Nooo I love her?!!! I spoke about her YESTERDAY.

Watching season 8 of Spring Baking Championship and seeing somebody rage quit in a delightfully French way is sending me

Somebody in the comments said new David Beckham looked like an Uzbek politician and that's the most specific drag I've seen in a while

This time around, she has the same kind of people surrounding her like Drake does: opps.

My Google account is old enough to legally drink in the US. I'd rather do a quick login to confirm age then they remove the data than upload an ID

Oh look, the data these companies said wouldn't be breached by age verification were in fact breached
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Folding laundry is the second worst chore behind doing the dishes

"Pumpkin spice" is just cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and cloves. It exists because it's such a warming and comforting combination that it can make PUMPKIN taste edible. What's not to like? You don't like feeling cozy?

And then the parody which stood on its own (Fired Up)

Somebody said it best. The machines will never understand HORNY.

It's been 25 years. Millennials step up! Bring it On is a classic!

An EGOT from one song would be overkill which is just the right amount of kill

Ogom Chijindu

Yup OG showed receipts of Ocho Cinco in her DMs I think while he and Evelyn were still together and she was especially upset because of I think misogynoir based on how she treated OG all season but I am not completely qualified to make this assessment.

Basketball Wives

She was so pressed and hurt in this episode. Memories.

Wait your Twitter got suspended?

I feel like you almost never see a job post asking for more than 10 years experience anymore. Everybody just wants the mythical "3-5" so that (in theory) they don't have to train but also don't have to pay a decent salary

Queens of the Stone Age, 11:35pm this evening on NBC's The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
@qotsa-official.bsky.social

Well hold on to your seats folks… New adults coming and they can’t read OR write…

I think people need to learn the difference between protagonist and main lead. Just because the main lead is a love interest doesn't make them a protagonist.

Music is suffering because artists won’t bring back bridges and won’t use harmonicas.

Seeing somebody you know on Food Network is nice

They put Liu Xuan Cheng in the ultimate anime drip for Paris Fashion Week. Here he is before the Thom Browne show #RevengedLove

This is a WILD statement considering some of the shit we’ve already seen

Putting a lot of faith in data people have actively corrupting. Good luck babes.

You don’t have ushers for those seats, you have sherpas