Golden Gilmore Gossip Girl

I don't know why in a rules for me not for thee environment you would insinuate on your account, with your name and face, someone you have interviewed irl, was a pass around party bottom (or top!!) to older men.

Babaganoush goes sour so quickly 😭 or maybe they put too much lemon in the first place

Damn not a you snooze you lose situation #strict

Was there a designated half of BHM for biracials or could they choose when to observe?

Dark Red X Steve Lacy at the end of that Insecure episode did a micro change in my brain's direction. I know we talk about changed brain chemistry a lot but some experiences really do tiny course corrections in your life.

Wait let me go read up how that ended. I had to stop watching because my brain was having issues with the constant 2D to 3D moves. It was like trying to process a PS5 game on an N64.

They were talking about Ethan Hawke and my mind immediately went to Gattaca because that's where it goes for him, but he was also in this vampire movie called Daybreakers and I was thinking about why it didn't do well, but I remembered it had terrible grey overlay colouring that is common and ugh.

Listening to this industrial playlist I'm remembering that that guy had CBAT on his sexy time playlist and I'm still judging but clearly the sound scratched his itch (and nobody else's)

Habits (Stay High) X Tove Lo got released and all my friends went into a mini spiral for weeks

an older woman is crying while leaning against a door . ALT: an older woman is crying while leaning against a door .

When the group chat comes to your house and you hear about all the shenanigans that were not shared in the group chat

Ok yes I am catching up and I did like Inside Augustine Mendoza's Quotidian Apartment #HudsonWilliamsFF and Dogging

Can't believe he left NY and there are no photos with him and Mamdani. This isn't the accountability and state sponsored yaoi I signed up for!

Ok glad it's a general experience

Look how I forgot to say happy Mardi Gong Hei Fat Choy

a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods ALT: a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods

Came back to tell you that Whampire was very clever don't let them tell you differently!

Today is sports day for a lot of schools, where each house competes for top points. Yes the Harry Potter houses thing is real for a lot of victims of the stench of the British Empire.

But anyways, it's always screw red house.

Only if it has the slam down receiver sound when you hang up

I love when somebody has a name that tells you the year, date and hour their parents had sex

JUST IN! 'Ghetty Green' by Project Pat

Breakthrough release from the Memphis rap mainstay, produced by DJ Paul and Juicy J of Three 6 Mafia.

www.normanrecords.com/records/2136...

Sometimes people come into your life to get some of your shine and end up dulling you both instead.

It turns out the grass I needed to touch was industrial rave music that would have been played in a 90s-2000s gritty movie in the club scene under flashing lights.

Wait that person was right. Tzar Domynik slappppsss.

2 man luge is state sponsored soaking.

From I saw the curling video, it looked like cheating. Like moving a golf ball with your finger. Not the same thing, but it looked wrong.

Sksskssk I couldn’t wait to hit her up.

I’ll be reporting back
#BoopGate 😂🤭

But also I instruct my brain to forget things sometimes which it can't do, but it's on tape storage in a vault in Siberia. Close enough.

I realise that most of the time I forget about people's traumas because they talk about it in a casual cadence that doesn't register as how bad it is. "That time I was kidnapped", "Yeah when my brother was murdered". They say it like they're responding to "What did you have for breakfast"

Never, if I don’t use them I’m leaving those ketchup packets to my heirs

Megan thee Stallion

Just saw a pic of Meg in a birthday post and she's always so foine