Oog #1 defender

Oh no. Am I going to turn into a worm? I feel my body segmenting as we speak…

Nightmaremaxxing with sleepytime tea. Screw those warning labels saying for “adults only”, my therapist says I’m basically an adult at this point anyways!

Thank you Oog the Wizard for educating us on preventing goblin-based violence and microagressions. I think this world can be a little goblinphobic sometimes, and we need people like you to help us be mindful of our words.

@positivepostung.bsky.social what does it mean if I keep having dreams that I left my target brand “turkey sausage” in your refrigerator?

Can I be your son?

Rallying behind Oog the Wizard. Spread the message don’t let him get banned

Go get em Oog!

Oog, you know I’m a big fan but your ignorance honestly makes me sad. This is BTS, the best Asians in the world. Thankfully I’m willing to forgive you #stopasianhate

What do I do if he’s in my soup?

Ok fine loser you caught me. it’s okay that an anxious depressed ADHD 13 year old with divorced parents like me wants to play pretend for a while. If you have a problem with that go chat up another 7th grader

Wow they are so cute. I’m glad my wife left me! #btsfan #koreans 😍

Wha the hell do you mean! DNR means do not resuscitate. Stupid person in the internet yet again not knowing simple grammar

No but I know you. Not in a creepy way though. It’s like how teenage girls like Taylor swift. They’re not lesbian or anything they are just big fans.

It’s ok Oog. We all mess up sometimes! Take a mental health day if you want, I will #support you. Also my wife left me

I’m 32 actually and have a life. But with a mentality like yours no wonder you assume everyone is a un*mployed ch*ld

That’s not funny. I am actually dysl*xic and my parents got divorced over it and you’re so close minded that you can’t comprehend that people have actual tra*ma. These words trigger me and you don’t have the basic human decency to respect me

I’m crying. I can’t believe you said that word. Did you know people literally k*ll th*mselves over this I can’t believe people like you exist. You are k*lling ch*ldren

Oog I get that you’re a good person but some people genuinely deserve hate. It’s like being nice to retail workers. You just need to stand your ground

Actually just shut the fuxk up I bet you just eat gray crackers all the time you midwestern loser

Nothing but the truth here. If you disagree I’m reporting you for death threats