Oog the wizard

I lied in my last post. I am on the fumes right now.

Walmart trash bags are the pinnacle of human engineering. I think they are unmatched in their ability to end up in ponds. Often I put them in ponds because the fish like to go shopping. I am NOT on the fumes right now.

I enjoy the idea of cannibalism (NOT SEXUAL). I would participate but am scared to eat a smoker. I would hate to be addicted to cigarettes.

Another day another invaluable educational opportunity

There are people on this earth who piss me the fuck off. Like leave my sight annoying cretin. I am done with you.

Ough my stomach is filled with bile. Perhaps my most recent meal of an entire bag of saltwater taffy is to blame. Or it is because god hates me. Likely the second option.

Wjeh

I do not understand "toxic yaoi" and I likely never will. What is yaoi? Why is it poisonous? Why do people keep pointing at me and saying those words? Am I the yaoi? This has been keeping me up at night. Please help if you can.
#toxicyaoi #help

I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH ANYTHING STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I AM DETACHED. I AM FREE. I AM PEACEFUL.

I HAVE SO MUCH VALUABLE SECRET WIZARD KNOWLEDGE I CAN SHARE WITH THE WORLD

Craig Myers "crashout" (still learning how to use this slang word) is giving me life. Please read his recent comments. They are pathetic and disgusting. I take some satisfaction in his suffering. Only because hopefully it will mold him into a better person. Likely, it will not. Still, a fun read.

I hope you eat a toad and die from the poison. Or something. (Bluesky moderation if you see this, this is a joke.)

Maybe you'll get wise before the 14th. Doubtful. Just think of how many livers were wasted on you. The organ donor program made a grave mistake by ever considering you as a recipient. You are a bigger parasite on society than I ever could have imagined.

You're always intoxicated by SOMETHING. Seek help. I make decisions with a clear head and save recreational substance use for slow nights and weekends. I have never fucked up as bad as you.

Sorry dude. That's fucked up.

I did that ONE TIME. And it was because he BETRAYED me. I bet when people betray you, you just kiss their feet and beg them to feel pity. That's basically what this whole "crashout" (as the youth would say) has been. Grow a spine.

What does that have to do with anything. You're going crazy or something.

Holy shit. This is a new low for you. Hopefully it'll cause you to re-evaluate your life or something. Maybe if you spent literally any time doing anything other than whining about a laptop charger on the internet you'd actually find one.

Dude what the fuck is going on. What are you even talking about.

I'll pray to whichever one punishes you justly. I don't care.

FOX 5 INTERVIEW ME

PUT ME ON THE NEWS LOCAL CABLE NOW PLEASE

Making roach fillets with the homes #foodie #sustainableliving

I'm wet and confused under the bridge

If this motherfucker ever gets a laptop charger I will know that the world is not a good place. If justice and karma were real, he would die without ever seeing another glowing screen. Amen.

I want to go cave diving but am too large. I would get stuck in the cave and die. My solution is to cover myself with grease so I'll slip through the narrow passages like a graceful, slimy eel. #cavediving

I was told to make a LinkedIn account for networking and career development. I already have a career (as a wizard) (despite what my parents think about it) and also I don't think the LinkedIn people would like my posts very much. Likely I would be assassinated if I said any of my true feelings.

Just met a person who gave me advice on where to see the strangest, freakiest, slimiest fish known to humankind autism ftw
#autism #fish #wildlife gonna look at them later. Thanks

If you do, take lots of pictures. This would be invaluable to science...

Ooooooo boy I am #hungry !!!!!! Time to gobble down another maruchan instant ramen and hope the #malnutrition doesn't set in for another few days!!!!